cyclonic111

Life is a wonderful thing, you just never know what's around the corner. Today I was sitting next to a river that passes a shopping centre called The Big Top which is located in Maroochydore, when from out of the blue, on the far side of the narrow river, a scruffy looking, shirtless man carrying a plastic bag, came scampering around the corner. Behind him, some twenty metres or so, followed a slim lady, in hot pursuit. She had no chance of catching the fleeing streak of misery, but she was, never ...

Just saw a posting on the general thread section, where some woman has had strong feelings about an imminent earthquake on the US West coast. I don't know where most people stand on this stuff, but for mine, it's a load of rubbish. A family member of mine has a friend, an ex-pat Brit, a women in her mid life, who swears that she has the "power." I don't have the heart to tell her she is full of ****.

I once sat in a shopping centre waiting on my wife, something I regularly ...

Some birds like to live close to humanity. I’m humanity, so birds like to be around me. I don’t know how it happens, but they seem to have an appreciation of me. They know I’m wonderful. I like to feed ‘em, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with our friendship. Not all birds will eat what I eat, but some do. I like deep fried potato chips. So too do Crows, Sparrows, Ibis and Myna birds. Friends are sometimes stunned when I start to throw deep fried death at my feathered friends. Well I don’t exactly ...

In South East Queensland, there is a place called the Scenic Rim, it's just outside Brisbane. A rather nice day can be had cruising the area. The centre of the place is a small town called Boonah. Many in the burg, about a 100ks of Brisbane, are attracted by the ideals of those who lived the 60s and 70s. They are hippie like ferals, the salt of the earth. But be not taken in by their pleasant demeanour, they can be quite feisty.

Today at one of the local takeaways, a ****** walked ...

No not the Alfred Hitchcock type of birds. Although I don't mind the odd crow, they make a fine stew. Speaking of Alfie's movie, I really loved Tippi Hedren. Wonderful name, fantastic face and body. Wasn't much of an actor though, but who can blame her for the ordinary performance. Not even a great actress like Molly Sugden could look scared with a couple of plastic crows strapped to her melon. I stated that I really loved Tippi Hedren, well I also loved Molly Sugden. As a virile, young man, I used ...