Off Topic The 2017 We're all going on a summer holiday thread.

Fair play Ben, he was an exceptional **** at times, I agree, and I wasn't aware that he'd had warnings prior to his permanent ban.

 

The mods do a pretty good job behind the scenes lb. apart from Cortez obviously

 

I'm kind of with you there Bummers, but I do understand regarding Bengals, he did seem to be on a bit of a constant wind up, as opposed to being a constant pedant.

 

Cortez is a mod?

Frig me.

 

I'm bumping this so that I can find out when you ****ers won't be in this summer.


No reason.








Stand easy.

I doubt many of you are worth robbing anyways.

 

Punta Prima in Menorca in September.

 

Majorca now.
Might do a cheap lodge deal later in summer

 

Unlike me but I've not got much travelling at all booked

Just had one Grandchild a few weeks ago and have got another on the way so we'd not booked things so we were around for birth (Mrs Tash was actually in there for it) and helping out afterwards, so used a lot of holidays then...more than worth it though!

Might do Italy if we can synchronise leave from work, which looks tricky now

Already booked to go snowboarding with the lads next Winte though, and might do a retirement do...in Hamburg! in Nov.

So bollocks to your sunshine breaks, it's sunny enough here for now

 

I'm off on a cruise.

How old does that make me?

 

Very.

 

Castroage.
Remember to complain about everything and brush up on the population v catchment area to the football team In every place you stop off. It'll be invaluable

 

Never done a cruise.

Obvs it's on me 'now I'm old, I guess I better do it' list.



But before I commit, a few questions:


River or sea?

Inside or outside cabin?

Excursions or chill on board?

First or second sitting?

Deck quoits or hottub?

Sociable or ****ing leave me alone?

Stick with the Missus or car keys in the fruit bowl (so to speak)?



I'd appreciate the advice of this forum, the members of which have probably got oodles of cruising experience, in one guise or another.

 

Sea.

Inside, I'm poor.

Bit of both.

Don't know, I'd have to ask the wife.

Neither.

Sociable.

Stick with the Mrs, no ****er else looks twice at Carmine these days Ern so I've got no choice.

I'll come back looking like Barry Bethel, I've bought the drinks package so will be on the sauce as soon as my eyes open.

Heaven help me.

 

Barry Bethels a paedo mate. Don't go ernie if that's what happens to you

 

****s sake.

 

I would never go on a cruise. Imagine being stuck with some Chazzes and being unable to escape.

 

If he's bought the Barry Bethel drinks package, I'm afeared that he's been somewhat taken for a chimp.

It'll just be slimfast shakes then a thorough internal investigation on the return into Blighty.


Pull out Carmine before it's too late.

 

Why would you want to?

I'd love to go on a cruise with Chazz.

Me, Chazz and Evil Evans in a double cabin.

That would be superb, like a nautical On the Buses.

 

****ing Barry Bethel, what a **** he turned out to be.

Now the fatso is mocking me without even knowing it.

I'm a joke.

Cheers Baz, thanks a ****ing lot.

 

Stan and jack did surprisingly well for birds been seriously ugly ****ers.