Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.
More than a tad hypocritical considering that you made the initial post and followed it up with your normal vitriol.
Not at all,Chazz, as you don't need goading; just stating the fact of it to you. Quite happy to leave it there, just thought the hypocrisy worthy of note.
Chazz and Fez were arguing at the bus stop when the bus pulled up. The driver opened the doors and asked if they were getting on. Chazz said, "No, he's a twat".
I got invited on the Jeremy Kyle show, to prove I wasn't the notorious thief my family made me out to be. I took a lie detector test. I got 50 quid for it at Cash Converters.
My wife accused me of doing nothing around the house" Well excuse me! But who pissed that skid mark off the toilet then?"