Och! Ye cannae sey norty things aboot catholics or protestants that reet aye?
I hate Catholics and Protestants - so ****ing bite me!
I am a proud republican Orange man catholic from Japan and I would like to thank you for trying to stop the big boys call us nasty names.
You're the worst comedian since that Manc gash on Britain's Got Talent.
Don't arrest me. I have a wife and two kids. Arrest them instead!
Mee maw mee maw.