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Embarrassing incidents

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was in the designer outlet mall in Livingston today. Just as I was entering Beaverbrooks to get my niece her 18th birthday present I felt an itch in my nose, and naturally flicked my thumb across my hooter in response to the itch. A bogey leapt for freedom from my left notstril to the floor.

    Everybody present at the incident pretended it didn't happen.

    True story.
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Whits Beaverbooks?
     
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    Spook Well-Known Member

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    I just watched Hull City against Newcastle.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    ya filthy midden
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    DY, A?

    Personally, I think we should be less constrained by manners. We should be able to fart, burp, pick and scratch wherever we please. Due to his autism, my son is completely unaware socially, and regularly farts, spits, picks and even, on occasion, whips his kecks down and pisses in public. We gave up on stopping him from doing all but the latter a long time ago.
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Did they offer to mount it for you?
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Of all people you should be the one to be careful about where you put your fingers
     
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  8. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Pics of your 18 year old niece or it didn't happen.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    ER takes Aberdeen's defeat badly.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She looks a lot like that burd fae Portsmouth who disny come on here anymore. :bandit:
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Gemme's a bogey
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I once had an embarrassing incident whilst entering Brooks Beaver.
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    He would fit in well in China I still can't get used to the farting without anyone giggling .
    Weirdly enough blowing your nose is considered disgusting .
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    He's probably about the same size as most Chinese blokes too <laugh>
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    The pissing in public thing I can get , after a few beers even if i have a slash before I leave a bar or restaurant I have 20 minutes until it feels like my bladder will pop.
    I have gone to pubs for a piss & had bar staff tell me that the toilet is for customers only so I throw a £1 coin in their general direction on the way out on a few occasions.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is showing the soles of your feet considered rude too or is that Tahiland/Korea/somewhere else?
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Like Lidl for jewellery.
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Muslim countries, no shoes in the house most people have spare slippers or those blue plastic bags that fit over your shoes.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Talking of embrassing incidents there's one happening at Hampden <whistle>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    It was as predictable as Tina letting her labrador lick her muff after a Bacardi breezer Dev
     
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