Shagging my dad up the arse Eating a dog ****e whilst on LSD Phoning a bomb scare to the local Scout hall.
Getting a "not proven" verdict in a murder trial Finding no black fruit gums in a packet Punching a lasagne
Paramedic,Brighton bombing and not laughing Ran a glazing company and got contract to replace windows in London City(twice) Not getting arrested
Vindication for the Hillsborough victims and their families. The past 4 years at Ibrox. The overwhelming joy of removing the Barbie doll from my bowel without having to go to A & E.
The day the bandages came off Earning my first million Jizzing in ER's soup every lunchtime for 6 years
Be careful, I've been adding a dollop of Libyan AIDS blood in there recently too, avoid any cock-to-soup contact