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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    2 minutes...
    someone fetch the vet with his big needle......
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    I can hardly wait but seeing we are 3 non Newcastle fans it'll be interesting
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nev has been one of the most entertaining players.
    Kept it really cool throughout.
    Which twat put the tag up about me getting brutalised by an Ant?
    It has Obi's fat dabs all over it.
    Rolando.
    You have been a perfect master.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 19, 2015
  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    Can't wait to see if something happens or if it's all a giant wheeze
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Change now you 2 fools
     
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  7. afcftw

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    So did we get it right or not?
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    Too late if it's all a lie it's a great one and a legendary last day
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    The rejected clues...

    "Run, run and warn them! We've been duped!! I saw him coming but I thought he was a friend. I must have upset him and now he is taking the ultimate revenge. I tried to get away but he is better at that than any of us. He needs to be killed. He looks like he has a bullit but he needs a silver one! It is up to the lowly villagers to kill the one claiming to be innocent."
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    GET CHAP EAT SEER!!! - We're all mixed up and he needs to be lynched!
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    I didn't anyway

    You a tight arse or what
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    It's not my ultimate revenge, it's the truth - he's a wolf!!
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Tighter than a gnats chuff.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    That one actually wasn't me. Although I may havd mentioned Bri's forearm.
     
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    Chaps, just a bit of free advertising.
    There's a like brother on this board if you wanna unload all those pent up likes later on.
    X
     
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    Wooo so I arrived back just in time to help the town win :p

    Sorry about my early inactivity again everyone who was involved, I know it's annoying when someone signs up and doesn't take part so I'm glad I managed to get involved for the last couple of days :)

    I'm up for another game in future and will make sure I actually remember I've signed up! <laugh>
     
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    Villagers, tis over. Literally, in every sense. As we hoist The Great Escape high and carry him to his doom, he simply sprouts a tail, snarls "you bastads, tasted bitter anyway, see you all in hell" before ripping his own throat out, thus ENDING THE NIGHTMARE HUZZAH!!!

    Well played, Villagers. 'Tis indeed nice to see the innocent come out on top for a change!! Thanks for playing, sleep well kind souls.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Apr 19, 2015
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    Filthy old fat ****ing bastard.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    So...

    You all know what happened?

    Or have I just ****ed over my team just to see the look on that commie bastards face??

    <laugh>

    Edit - too late to make you panic <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "People, this seems to say, never stop upon your way, never trust a stranger friend, no-one knows how it will end! As you’re pretty, so be wise! Wolves may lurk in every guise! Now, as then, it’s simple truth, sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth!

    You lot don’t understand. I’m a werewolf, I have an unnatural sexual allure. So this is the end to my carnivorous lunar activities... aw aw awhooooooo!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 19, 2015
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  21. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Thank you for the game Rolando <ok>
     
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