What Film have you just watched!

Hush
Potential to be very good but played it hand too early
5/10

The confirmation
****in pish!
2/10

Keanu
Worse than cancer
-10/10

Zoolander2
What was I ****in thinking!
1/10

 

Even lambs have teeth 15/10

BEST FILM EVER MADE

(just trying to fit in with the reviews on here)

 

Where has anyone given 15/10 and said a film is the "Best Ever made"?

 

Marxist Socialist

 

<swerve>

 

Looks ****in atrocious ...

 

7 years in Tibet

was ok

****s

 

And it is. In a ****ed up mental aff its heed good way.

 

****ed up mental in a good way like Old Boy or The Fifth Element?

 

With added slaughter

 

The nice guys.

Quite amusing flick. Good performances from the lead actors. Well worth a watch.

7/10

 

The Conjuring 2

I'm not usually a fan of horror but I liked the first film and thought I'd go see the second. Very good film, well made. Based on a true story but probably 90% made up. Nevertheless the film-makers have made every effort to set this as real events and suspend a sense of disbelief (the 70's London setting and characterisation being a good example). For this reason, the tension, suspense, jumps and thrills work even better. 8/10

 

It's like neither. Closer to Crank but in first person with lots more dearth. There is no credible plot to it whatsoever. It's purely a slaughter film in first person perspective, from mother Russia, with love.

It's meant to, dumbcunt.

 

Agree with this...

I laughed every so often and both Crowe and Gosling are excellent .

7/10

 

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation.

Entertaining enough but more like MI2 than the others, a bit too much action and not enough gadgets and masks or twists. The motorbike chase seen is superb though.
7/10


Unstoppable

Decent enough movie about a runaway train, does what it says on the tin.
7/10

 

The Duel

Western flick starring Woody Harrelson and a Helmsworth. Not the Thor wan the other wan.

Woody at his nasty best playing a mad cultist preacher and all round bad egg. Helmsworth plays a Texas Ranger sent in undercover to Woody's town to investigate the deaths and disappearances of a load of Mexicans.

Woody and Helmsworth do a pretty good job with the sub standard material they have been asked to work with. The plot has more holes than the local hookers fishnets. In parts it is totally unbelievable. In other parts it's just a wee bit far fetched.

Still i managed to sit through it to the end, mainly due to the two lead actors I'd suppose.

If there's nothing else to watch then this is for you.

5/10

 

Green room

I think this maybe Anton Yelchin's last non Star Trek film. He is part of a travelling punk band who find themselves booked to play a white supremacist club that happens to be in the middle of nowhere.

I suppose American Nazis like their privacy.

Anyhoo, the **** hits the fan and Anton and co find themselves in deep doodoo as they fight to survive the night.

I know, sounds pish dint it? I actually enjoyed this though. It's a slow burner that turns into a bloodbath.

Anton and band mates are excellent in it and you will never believe who plays the daddy nazi. Does a reasonably good job as well.

7/10

 

Who knew stoneface Gosling could do slapstick eh.

 

Yeah, I was surprised...

I think him n crowe could defo do another movie together.

 

I think we will see a sequal mate. They set it up for one I'd say.