Daily dose of Leggo

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7136288.stm

I've heard that story before - is this ACTUALLY him?

Whit's a loyal Rangers man doing living in Kittybrewster anyway?

[tina2010]

The one I posted is apparently him. It's high flats, full of asylum seekers.

His blogs can't pay well at all

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

The one I posted is apparently him. It's high flats, full of asylum seekers.

His blogs can't pay well at all

44 seems awful young...

[SaTan's Evil Twin]

I've heard that story before - is this ACTUALLY him?

Whit's a loyal Rangers man doing living in Kittybrewster anyway?

If only

[SaTan's Evil Twin]

44 seems awful young...

That was 1995 so he's be 60/61 now.

[JiffyBurns67]

Kittybrewester, eh!?

He's defnitely more of a Sandilands-type of guy.

Thick as mince, surrounded by morons and lying in his own s****.

[bolloxpants]

Leggo has to up the ante here, if he does not he runs the risk of becoming a figure of fun and at worst a figure of ridicule(

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

So, lots to talk about today, David, eh?

More accusations of criminality from the Rangers owner, a humiliating cup defeat to United in front of 6 mongos and a goat, stories abound about financing issues...

Tuesday, 7 February 2012
BUMBLING CREEP'S LATEST BLUNDER

IT has been interesting following the twists and turns of the self confessed imprecise and bumbling Odious Creep’s career plans.


Interesting and confusing. As you would expect it to be when trying to follow a bumbler whose lack of journalistic precision has seen him apologise to the people who run the Masters for branding them racist.


And just because he has now removed the bumbling and imprecise admission from his description of himself on Twitter does not mean he has ceased to be a bumbler with not even a passing knowledge of precision.


Take the case of his confusion over what he intends to do next, as far as writing for newspapers is concerned. A degree in gobbledygook or the loan of an Enigma machine from Bletchley Park might help decipher his imprecise bumbling.


Creep, you may recall, left the employ of Rupert Murdoch, where he had been the district man for the Times of London’s Scottish edition, a week before Christmas last year.


At the time he told all and sundry he was going to take eight weeks off, apart from fulfilling some broadcasting commitments, before returning to writing. He added that he was going to dip his toe in the freelance market.


Yet, when somebody mentioned becoming a freelance to him, Odious Creep became all indignant and said that was not the case. Confused? No Wonder!


Next he changed eight weeks off to six weeks off. You don’t believe me? Check out his Twitter account. It’s all there. And I have it all. Safely stored.


Oh, as to fulfilling broadcasting commitments, did they include being second string at the Kilmarnock-Dunfermline and Motherwell-St Johnstone down the card games for Radio Clyde?


But back to the Odious Creep timescale. By mid January, he was promising to make his return to newspapers in February. A point which I made when 2012’s Leap Year month dawned.


Now he has changed tack again, insisting that his now long awaited return to newspapers will not take place until next month. That’s March, just in case he is any doubt.


Creep also went on to reveal that he will be spreading his wings beyond the sports pages of whatever newspaper he is joining and will pontificate on other and much more serious matters.


He does not reveal if these matters will include his views on paedophiles , one of whom he sympathised with, after the sexual predator he had been convicted of sexual offences against vulnerable under age girls.


This is a grave matter and something any editor considering letting Odious Creep loose on the serious section of his newspaper would do well to consider.


Especially as the mums on the most powerful and influential internet forum in Britain, Mumsnet, have already voiced their disapproval of Creep and are ready to unleash their angry power on any paper which gives Odious Creep houseroom.


Of course, Creep has not given anyone even the merest hint of a hint as to which newspaper he reckons he will be polluting with his sympathetic views on a convicted paeodophile.


But – and as someone who loves to be the centre of attention Odious Creep will love this – it is the subject of debate and hilarious speculation in press boxes and media centres the length and breadth of the country.


As is the curiously bumbling and imprecise style he has used to claim he is taking eight weeks off writing, reduced to six weeks, will be back in February, now changed to March.


He may have decided to stop describing himself as a bumbler with an imprecise style, but he can't stop being one.

[DevAdvocate]

Another tirade against Speirs? Simply embarassing.

[bolloxpants]

He's not even "naming names" is he?? I had high hopes for this warmer but not even a tasty "HERE! TOMORROW!" teaser at the end.

His obsession with Spiers and Mumsnet is as worrying as his obsession with kaffliks and 'dark and sinister forces'.

Must try harder Davey. Get back on the High Commisioner.

[Cossy]

I'd have thought that he would have had more reason to highlight the imprecise bumblings of Craig Whyte and the future - or lack thereof - for RFC.

BTW, has he run out of people to blame for rangers current plight. I loved it.

HERE.

TOMORROW.

[Cossy]

Oi bolloxpants

[VenomPD]

I wonder if the mental middle-class hoors from Mumsnet actually want to have Leggo on their side?

[celtictornado]

"Next he changed eight weeks off to six weeks off. You don’t believe me? Check out his Twitter account. It’s all there. And I have it all. Safely stored."

****!!! amazing stuff!!...safely stored in your speirs shrine with screenshots of all his tweets and paper cut outs of his articles no doubt .

What a total creepy bellend this Leggo character is , does he even have any idea how sad he comes across?

I dont know where you are picking up his articles from , is he an employed journalist?? surely to **** not!!...is he on a site where you can post comment back to him? again surely not!

[bolloxpants]

I must admit that Leggo and the Laura Ashley brigade do seem like strange bedfellows!!!

[VenomPD]

****!!! amazing stuff!!...safely stored in your speirs shrine with screenshots of all his tweets and paper cut outs of his articles no doubt .

What a total creepy bellend this Leggo character is , does he even have any idea how sad he comes across?

I dont know where you are picking up his articles from , is he an employed journalist?? surely to **** not!!...is he on a site where you can post comment back to him? again surely not!

I believe he has a blog called "Leggoland"

[SaTan's Evil Twin]

I don't think he'll be happy until someone 'gets' to Spiers.

The fact he posts this ****e on certain sites leads me to believe this is his intention.

[celtictornado]

I believe he has a blog called "Leggoland"

that just about says it all

[bolloxpants]

Jeez, there's people you do not get on with but Leggo sounds as if he offered Odious Creep a BJ and was told to feck off!!

[Admiral Pure]

Jeez, there's people you do not get on with but Leggo sounds as if he offered Odious Creep a BJ and was told to feck off!!

To be honest, it's beyond that. That level of obsession can only be mental illness.

We should pity him.