Liverpool fans truly believed they were getting Defoe!!!!!

Some numpty pretending to work at John Lennon airport conned the Mousers into believing that Defoe was spotted arriving at Klanfield, and it sparked one of the greatest cases of mass delusion I have ever witnessed, even by Mouser standards.


These quotes are from a thread started last night on the Mousers’ board, before the Spurs game. The thread mooted the possibility that Defoe was on his way to Klanfield, and we get another classic glimpse of the delusion that grips the Mickeys. They really cannot help themselves

Enjoy this moment of pure comedy gold-dust...

Actually, pal, I think you’re the only one speaking bollocks, to be fair.

Nope, I got that wrong! Here’s another Mouser speaking utter bollocks, too!

 

They've got more chance of signing Willem Defoe.

 

or of Carroll outscoring Saha..and Saha hardly plays

 

I love the bit where one of the Mousers says "would also get him from one of the rivals."

This is delusional in so many ways.

Let me explain.

Firstly, no, you won't "get him"! He isn't and never was for sale, you numpty Or did you honestly believe that we would sell our leading goal-scorer at a time when we are making a concerned bid for the title?

Secondly, we are not "one of the rivals." You are desperately trying to catch Chelsea, and in a battle with Arsenal, for 4th. We are comfortable in 3rd, fighting for the title. Your rivals are Chelsea, Arsenal and the Toon, possibly also Everton and Stoke. Our rivals are United and £ity.

The list of delusion is endless.

 

We all knew Pav was the only one leaving but you can understand them getting it wrong on deadline day. There's so much bullshit flying around, some of it's bound to stick.

 

To be fair, there were a couple of Mousers with commonsense, who refused to be drawn into the delusion, and who correctly understood that Saha was a direct replacement for the ineffectual Pav.

Two out of about a million Mousers isn't bad for them, I suppose.

 

I'm ****in glad we didn't get him, he's ****ing awful. Rather have Carroll any day. And Kuyt. Quality goalscorers.

 

That's as may be, Gaff, but it didn't stop your fellow Mousers creaming their pants at the prospect of landing the England goal-machine.

 

Yup, can't argue with that, Carroll's 7 goals in 12 months at Klanfield is definitely a sign of quality

 

Gary Lineker? He's past it.

 

I think you've missed the letter t out of your name yiddo.

 

Don't think many of us wanted Defoe at all.

 

Well, that's everyone happy, then

 

I must admit I thought there was a chance we may have signed Defoe,and to be honest I am very,very glad we didnt.

Why, hes not good enough, we should be looking at MUCH higher quality than Defoe in the summer, plus hes a lot nearer the end of his career than the start,and he would have been very overpriced

Relief we didnt get him, pheww!!!!

Was hopeful we may have signed Tevez on a short term loan, as he does represent REAL quality, but with Luis,Bellers and both Andy n Dirk starting to show there best form we should be ok

 

Stop it! Stop it! You're killing me!

lol!

It's a bloody good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that!

 

Carrolls best form.....

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gaf71..... the epitome of a Mouser fan...... from Exeter! Glory supporter by any chance? lol.

 

And this has got what to do with United? When was the last time you even ventured onto the United board? :/

 

I love how 1 goal for Carroll and Kuyt represents 'form'.

 

2 from Kuyt in the last 2 games . and yes, a goal from Carroll does represent form.