The CanariesSoccer Match Center for: Trotters @ Canaries

**CanariesSoccer** · 03/02/2012, 12:00 PM

Hey Sports Fans! It’s The Official CanariesSoccer Match Center for the ballgame featuring: Trotters @ Canaries

Live from The DeliaDome™.

After an ass-whoopin’ @ Estadio De Luz versus Black Cats, Canaries take to the field versus the struggling Trotters in an important matchup for both Franchises. Canaries will be looking to take all three ballgame-points in order to distance themselves from the EPL Rejection Zone, whilst Trotters will be aiming to fight their way out of probable rejection to The NPC.

Coach Lambert: “I’ve never once had a problem tying to lift them again. I think they are hurt, everybody is hurting because we just never turned up on that night. We never gave them a game - which is so unlike us”

The matchup @ Black Cats saw Canaries totally outclassed for only the second time this series (the first being Citeh), and Coach Lambert is likely to scour his depth-charts to select a different XI which can both contain the Trotters off-fense, and break Trotters’ defensive-line. Expect to see wide-receivers A. Pilkington and E. Bennet return to the starting XI, along with the possibility of a total midfield overhaul.

Trotters have struggled so far this series, amassing only 20 ballgame-points from their opening 23 matchups, although they are currently just outside of the rejection-zone in P17 of the Divisional-Standings. No Bolton fans will read this so I’ll just sing a song: Tra La La La La La La, David Nielsen!

Coach Coyle: "It's finished zero-zero but I thought it was a fantastic advert for the Premier League, There were two teams going all out to win, with good chances created at either end. We were threatening all night.”

Last time out for Trotters was an impressive Nothing versus Nothing tiegame against Gunners @ The ReeBok, if Trotters can carry this momentum forward into the matchup versus Canaries, then we can expect a real close fought ballgame! Let’s go Team Canaries!

This sure is going to be a great Soccer matchup, so fill up your Coca-Cola™ tankards, get your hot-dog's and grab a seat for this smash-and-grab matchup, brought to you exclusively on Not606!

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**Cromercanary** · 03/02/2012, 12:07 PM

Good work as per usual, CS, but I have to say I didn't realise David Nielsen had 'history' vs Trotterz?

**redruthyella** · 03/02/2012, 12:23 PM

You have to mention Superbowl weekend somewhere. How about the Norwich City Giants v the Bolton Wanderers Patriots but Carrow Road sounds a lot better than the Lucas Oil Arena.

**Graham Paddon's Boots** · 03/02/2012, 12:25 PM

> Ace OP again CS. Isn't David Neilson the Corrie actor? wiki says he supports Leicester, so dont see the connection?

**CanariesSoccer** · 03/02/2012, 12:30 PM

From about 35 seconds in!

**Exile** · 03/02/2012, 12:40 PM

Sadly, not long after those goals, Mr. Neilson began suffering from acute quadruple vision, therefore not knowing that he was repeatedly shooting several feet wide or high. Very sad.

David Nielson, better than Marc Libbra... just.

Top thread as ever PC.

**Cromercanary** · 03/02/2012, 01:16 PM

Apologies, CS, I thought I was having a mental block - especially as the video clip showed him scoring v Sheff Weds!

Now I understand.

**CanariesSoccer** · 03/02/2012, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Cromercanary

Apologies, CS, I thought I was having a mental block - especially as the video clip showed him scoring v Sheff Weds!

Now I understand.

**canary-dave** · 03/02/2012, 02:06 PM

Your usual high standard PC - I'll keep a watchful eye for any wumming Trotters!

**Rubik's Tube** · 03/02/2012, 08:33 PM

Five Facts About the Trotterz @ Canaries Ballgame

This year, a 30-second commercial costs $3.5 million
Football fans are anticipated to consume an estimated 71.4 million pounds of Hass avocados during Big Game gatherings this year
Football fans will munch an estimated 14,500 tons of chips along with that guacamole
111 million people tuned in to watch the last Big Ballgame. Will this year's game top the record?
The EPL has a policy against holding Trotterz @ Canaries Ballgames in stadiums that have a climate of less than 50 degrees Fahrenheit, unless it is an enclosed stadium.

**Bolton4Europe** · 03/02/2012, 10:54 PM

Like the first time, I liked the thread, nicely done.

I don't really know how this will turn out, not really watched Norwich this season so I can't judge your recent games against ours. We've had some good results though, and this is the first game in a few weeks that we think before the game we may come away with something.

We also have two new attacking signings to bring off the bench/start, so it will be interesting to see how this turns out. Unfortunately, I can't make it this year, but I see that you have more chance of staying up than us at the moment, so hopefully next year there will be a trip to Norwich.

Hope for a good game.