wasn't me
go away
Gee, I wonder who moved it...
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Me and the ex bird were moving into a new gaff, bout 10 years ago, and we were unpacking. She was up the spout and I pulled out this pink all in one crotchless number and said 'you'll not be needing this for a while' and she talked me into stripping off and putting the pink thing on. Very uncomfortable though.
Jip?Originally Posted by SaTan's Evil Twin
My money's on Syd.
Feckin wimmen's knickers
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
You don't say.
I just did.
There's genuinely nothing offensive on it
No sign of TFWNN, you're right
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
kNICKERSThere's genuinely nothing offensive on it
Just after Christmas, I've gotten up in the dark, as per winter in Scotia, and fumbled about my underwear drawer looking for boxer and socks, pulled them on, got the rest of my gear on and went downstairs for breakfast.
'Twasn't until I got to work when I noticed something was "wrong", I was walking about work and could feel my heaving testicles popping out one side of 'my' boxers, with my heavy throbbing python popping out the other side. I immediately made my way to the toilet when I realised something was amiss, I pulled down my trouser to reveal a pair of boxer shorts with 2 buttons on them.
Me being an ignoramus on certain subjects, I just thought to myself, 'that's strange' and carried on with my day and I actually started to enjoy the freedom of having my bulging scrotum hanging about outside their normal confines.
It wasn't for a number of weeks later when my wife asked me if I had been wearing her boxers (she noticed them in the washing even though she hadn't worn them) that she got for Crimbo from her own mother and then the penny dropped...... I had been wearing women's boxer shorts....
As for womens pants in general, I've been fond of having a sniff whilst jacking one off. Earliest memories of this was when I was about 9/10 and me and my friend at the time used to smell his mums pants "for a laugh", we found his dads porn collection and his mums vibrator during one daring bedroom raid back in the day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!
Nuffing.Just after Christmas, I've gotten up in the dark, as per winter in Scotia, and fumbled about my underwear drawer looking for boxer and socks, pulled them on, got the rest of my gear on and went downstairs for breakfast.
'Twasn't until I got to work when I noticed something was "wrong", I was walking about work and could feel my heaving testicles popping out one side of 'my' boxers, with my heavy throbbing python popping out the other side. I immediately made my way to the toilet when I realised something was amiss, I pulled down my trouser to reveal a pair of boxer shorts with 2 buttons on them.
Me being an ignoramus on certain subjects, I just thought to myself, 'that's strange' and carried on with my day and I actually started to enjoy the freedom of having my bulging scrotum hanging about outside their normal confines.
It wasn't for a number of weeks later when my wife asked me if I had been wearing her boxers (she noticed them in the washing even though she hadn't worn them) that she got for Crimbo from her own mother and then the penny dropped...... I had been wearing women's boxer shorts....
As for womens pants in general, I've been fond of having a sniff whilst jacking one off. Earliest memories of this was when I was about 9/10 and me and my friend at the time used to smell his mums pants "for a laugh", we found his dads porn collection and his mums vibrator during one daring bedroom raid back in the day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!
And that explains how you got in your cousin's knickersNo, but when I was a kid I stayed at my nan's house and I had no undies to go to school in, so she tried to persuade me to wear my (female) cousin's knickers.
Post of the dayJust after Christmas, I've gotten up in the dark, as per winter in Scotia, and fumbled about my underwear drawer looking for boxer and socks, pulled them on, got the rest of my gear on and went downstairs for breakfast.
'Twasn't until I got to work when I noticed something was "wrong", I was walking about work and could feel my heaving testicles popping out one side of 'my' boxers, with my heavy throbbing python popping out the other side. I immediately made my way to the toilet when I realised something was amiss, I pulled down my trouser to reveal a pair of boxer shorts with 2 buttons on them.
Me being an ignoramus on certain subjects, I just thought to myself, 'that's strange' and carried on with my day and I actually started to enjoy the freedom of having my bulging scrotum hanging about outside their normal confines.
It wasn't for a number of weeks later when my wife asked me if I had been wearing her boxers (she noticed them in the washing even though she hadn't worn them) that she got for Crimbo from her own mother and then the penny dropped...... I had been wearing women's boxer shorts....
As for womens pants in general, I've been fond of having a sniff whilst jacking one off. Earliest memories of this was when I was about 9/10 and me and my friend at the time used to smell his mums pants "for a laugh", we found his dads porn collection and his mums vibrator during one daring bedroom raid back in the day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!
I regularly try on my birds bras, but they are too small for me
She constantly wears my things though. I got home and was going to go to the gym. She's sitting stuffing her face wearing my fetching adidas vest and dashing white nike shorts
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