SAF's greatest ever signings

[Drogs]

Very true. I often forget your owner treats the club like his own personal plaything

Still, I reckon if SAF could persuade Chelsea to part with Atkinson that would be his greatest ever transfer market coup.

Do you a deal, Atkinson for Fergie's unsettling bully-like charm towards officials and the Old Trafford version Webb?

[Chelsea Pensioner]

Very true. I often forget your owner treats the club like his own personal plaything

Still, I reckon if SAF could persuade Chelsea to part with Atkinson that would be his greatest ever transfer market coup.

How about a straight swap for Webb ?? Twist our arm , we'll throw in Torres.

[Swarbs]

Do you a deal, Atkinson for Fergie's unsettling bully-like charm towards officials and the Old Trafford version Webb?

Money can't buy charm like SAF's. But a whole lot of Scotch and red wine probably can...

How about a straight swap for Webb ?? Twist our arm , we'll throw in Torres.

Sorry, Webb said he'd never play for anyone but us. Once a red, always a red

[CPofL]

Hey swarbs that profile pic you have,was that your one and only visit to OldToilet then.You look like a fookin tourist.

[Drogs]

Money can't buy charm like SAF's. But a whole lot of Scotch and red wine probably can...



Sorry, Webb said he'd never play for anyone but us. Once a red, always a red

True, he's not called SAF (Slur Alex Ferguson) for nothing.

[Swarbs]

Hey swarbs that profile pic you have,was that your one and only visit to OldToilet then.You look like a fookin tourist.

Ah, just when you think all the ignorant chavs have left, there's always one crawling out of the woodwork

[CPofL]

Answer the question swarbs ya tourist.

[London's Only EC Winners]

Answer the question swarbs ya tourist.

How embarrassing having your pic taken outside Old T like a Japanese tourist

[Alan]

How embarrassing having your pic taken outside Old T like a Japanese tourist

It's inside Old Trafford.

[Swarbs]

Answer the question swarbs ya tourist.

No it wasn't

How embarrassing having your pic taken outside Old T like a Japanese tourist

That's the home dugout you plastic! You can see the player's seats at the top of the picture. I took my daughter on the stadium tour. What a fan, doesn't even know what a football stadium looks like...

[Gazautd]

How embarrassing having your pic taken outside Old T like a Japanese tourist

Outside Old Trafford!! So the Holy Trinity statue must be near the centre circle?!!

[TuckersLaw]

We should post a permanent thread on the United board, titled; Therapy : Let It All Out

This can be the place where the bitters come and roam free. The can;

- Complain about referees (that we own) and their decisions .
- Complain about the FA (that we own and influence).
- Dismiss our fans as plastic and question the validity of their support. (How dare any supporter not be born directly outside the club?!)
- Dismiss our players and manager.

I think it would be essential reading for us all.

[CPofL]

No it wasn't



That's the home dugout you plastic! You can see the player's seats at the top of the picture. I took my daughter on the stadium tour. What a fan, doesn't even know what a football stadium looks like...

swarbs,there is no way on gods earth a kid that young could remember,or care,about that tour.You did it for yourself mate we all know that.Don't be ashamed about it man,thousands do it every year.

[dead_passive]

swarbs,there is no way on gods earth a kid that young could remember,or care,about that tour.You did it for yourself mate we all know that.Don't be ashamed about it man,thousands do it every year.

Daddy never take you to any matches as a kid? Awwhhhhh

[Swarbs]

swarbs,there is no way on gods earth a kid that young could remember,or care,about that tour.You did it for yourself mate we all know that.Don't be ashamed about it man,thousands do it every year.

My wife too. She'd never been to OT before then. Important to show them both the Theatre of Dreams, and the three European Cups. Maybe you can do that for your kids at Stamford Bridge one day. Oh wait...

[Blue_Army]

To be fair, ive only ever seen the inside of Stamford Bridge via a stadium tour. Was a fun day for me and the wife and no way i could afford to travel from Manchester to London and pay the prices needed to get into the stadium at the moment. Only ever seen Chelsea playing away

Whats wrong with a stadium tour? Sounds like you just being douchey for no reason.

[Drogs]

Yeah agree with that ^

Nothing wrong with a Stadium Tour, especially for the family.

[KingEric07]

Yeah agree with that ^

Nothing wrong with a Stadium Tour, especially for the family.

John Terry agrees

[Sir_Red]

Ronaldo. Both in terms of return to price paid and ability

[Swarbs]

Yeah agree with that ^

Nothing wrong with a Stadium Tour, especially for the family.

Obviously in order to be a "proper" fan I should've taken my nine month old daughter to sit in the Stretford End during a derby...