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    The cat was a substitute, Rosies plane was cancelled. And a weak bench? Only two of them have ever play a full premiership match for us! and one of them was the keeper

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    obviously the cat was not liking the spurs players but the steward ust be a pussy magnet cos he just had it licking his hand in no time.

    spurs players can't get pussy by the look of things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moreinjuredthanowen View Post
    obviously the cat was not liking the spurs players but the steward ust be a pussy magnet cos he just had it licking his hand in no time.

    spurs players can't get pussy by the look of things.
    Friedel certainly did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moreinjuredthanowen View Post
    obviously the cat was not liking the spurs players but the steward ust be a pussy magnet cos he just had it licking his hand in no time.

    spurs players can't get pussy by the look of things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notsosmartspur View Post
    Was it a felinesman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hadron Collider View Post
    It's all in the user name Don't give up the day job.
    ...and what would you know about that subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moreinjuredthanowen View Post
    obviously the cat was not liking the spurs players but the steward ust be a pussy magnet cos he just had it licking his hand in no time.

    spurs players can't get pussy by the look of things.

    you cant go a decade without killing innocent fans...ouch



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    I don't like cats. Annoying little f*ckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by notsosmartspur View Post
    ...and what would you know about that subject.
    Oh look. A stereotype merchant. Qu'elle surprise. Is that the best you can do, self-confessed thicko?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurs or Sex? View Post
    I don't like cats. Annoying little f*ckers.
    Agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hadron Collider View Post
    Oh look. A stereotype merchant. Qu'elle surprise. Is that the best you can do, self-confessed thicko?
    Considering the poor quality of opposition I have here...its all I need to do.

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    It made a change from a beach ball.

    Has Dalglish used the cat as an excuse or targeted it as his next signing? It was only a 30 second cameo, but there were no signs of anyone else on the pitch showing that turn of pace and trickiness in the box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notsosmartspur View Post
    Considering the poor quality of opposition I have here...its all I need to do.
    It's fatal underestimating people. Especially ME

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    Or HIM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonesey View Post
    Or HIM
    Indeed Jonesey, but the poor fool knows nothing of the mighty behemoth who is The Hammerhead TM

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    Jesus died for somebodies sins, but God knows he didn't die for mine. Coz I'll stand accountable for my own damn sins, each and every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charmingmikeylfc View Post
    Jesus Mikey. You should really know better.

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    A Scouser posting something from The Sun?
    Heresy!

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    Lucky cat ? I heard they had run out of filling for the pies at Wankfield.
    semper jus.

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    It's not ACTUALLY from the Sun, it's a piss-take about the beast of stroud! I'd never post from that ****e in reality!
    Jesus died for somebodies sins, but God knows he didn't die for mine. Coz I'll stand accountable for my own damn sins, each and every time.

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