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  1. 06/02/2012, 10:58 PM #1
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    Right.
    I've been watching LFC for nigh on fifty years now, but I'm getting old(ish) and my nerves won't stand the anxiety and frustration for much longer.
    So, I'm calling on my good friends- and you lot- to suggest an alternative pastime which will give me the same level of stimulus but not do my ****in' head in quite so much.
    Any ideas?
    I've tried tiddley-winks and masturbation (not at the same time, obviously) but it's just not the same.
    Help.
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  2. 06/02/2012, 10:59 PM #2
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    asphyxiwanking?
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    I was going to say masturbation.

    As you've tried that, i'd say fishing.
    "There are only two sides in Liverpool. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves." Mr. Bill Shankly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwRP7h5UedM
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    saint - sorry mate there is no answer! I've had the same problem for slightly longer than you and tried all of the suggested remedies and they DON'T work.

    Once LFC is truly in your blood that's it your hooked for life - and that includes the anxiety and frustration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bow4fowler* View Post
    I was going to say masturbation.

    As you've tried that, i'd say fishing.
    I read that quick, after a few beers, and thought you said 'fisting'. I nearly spilt me hot chocolate!
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    Thanks for brightening our lives with your delusions. Please, promise me that you will never get real and realise that you are now a small club.
    Quality from the spurs pet idiot.
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  6. 06/02/2012, 11:14 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaf71 View Post
    I read that quick, after a few beers, and thought you said 'fisting'. I nearly spilt me hot chocolate!
    Haha! He could try that too!
    "There are only two sides in Liverpool. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves." Mr. Bill Shankly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwRP7h5UedM
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    Heres a few suggestions saint.

















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  8. 06/02/2012, 11:16 PM #8
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    You'll never know how close to home you got there, Page.
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    You're cruel Page - sadistic in fact
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    To be fair, despite the game being boring as ****...my heart was still pounding at certain points.
    I got so drunk last night, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
    Go compare! Go to UIR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant Ninja Skrtel View Post


    To be fair, despite the game being boring as ****...my heart was still pounding at certain points.
    Speed?
    "There are only two sides in Liverpool. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves." Mr. Bill Shankly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwRP7h5UedM
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    Quote Originally Posted by bow4fowler* View Post
    Speed?
    I got so drunk last night, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
    Go compare! Go to UIR
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    lol nice!
    "There are only two sides in Liverpool. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves." Mr. Bill Shankly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwRP7h5UedM
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    Quote Originally Posted by bow4fowler* View Post
    lol nice!
    A recommendation there for Saint.
    I got so drunk last night, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
    Go compare! Go to UIR
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    try skydiving.
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    Flower Arranging?
    Zappa:

    Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
    FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
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    Man up and deal with it, you old tart Age is immaterial. If you're a true believer you're affected in the same way.

    Either that, or developing an earlier observation, self-fisting
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    Nazi Hunting?
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    What about this lovely pasttime?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+ride+the+whip



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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hadron Collider View Post
    Man up and deal with it, you old tart Age is immaterial. If you're a true believer you're affected in the same way.

    Either that, or developing an earlier observation, self-fisting
    If you need a little help with this...

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