Harry Rednaps Evasion on a Wintry Afternoon (after Ray Davies)

[Ginger Marks]

ALL SING ALONG NOW


I’ve taken all the taxman’s dough
And stashed it down in Monaco
In the name of my late lamented pooch

And I’m stood the whole day long
Swearing I’ve done nothing wrong
Evasion on a wintry afternoon

Save me, save me
Save me from the beak
I've got an interview for
The England job next week

And I must avoid captivity
Sharing a cell with John Terry
Evasion on a wintry afternoon
In a tax haven, in a tax haven
In a tax haven…

Although I’m a great football boss
In money matters I am lost
Struggling in numeracy and literacy

What I got from Mandaric
Went to Rosie, my dead bitch
Evasion on a wintry afternoon

Help me, help me, help me beat this case
It’s not as if I’ve offended
Someone’s race

'Cause you wouldn’t be so quick to blame
If ‘Arry wasn’t my first name
Evasion on a wintry afternoon
In a tax haven, in a tax haven
In a tax haven…

[Chelsea Pensioner]

Ginge, you've missed your calling, still laughing after 2nd reading.

[Yid Vicious]

For someone that asks for proof by being found guilty with regards to your Russian crook of an owner, you look like a bit a twat, don't you?

[Yid Vicious]

Oh and lets not forget your racist captain

[bluemoon2]

Ginge--A classic!! You will go far! I dont like to be too unkind to Harry, as he used to invite me to a fair few parties when we were young men, but, hey, you've obviously put a flea in Yid Vicious's ear, so you won on 2 fronts!

[Robby202]

For someone that asks for proof by being found guilty with regards to your Russian crook of an owner, you look like a bit a twat, don't you?

Its a laugh you ****ing twat and a very funny one too

Ginge YC

[Drogs]

Brilliant Ginge

[chelsea - over 100 years of history]

Brilliant Ginge

Drogs, your sig makes me laugh everytime I see it. Lovely stuff.

Great song too Ginge, with the only fools and horses one to, we're well on our way to a Harry appeal Album. All proceeds go to charity (via Harry's pooch's off shore account of course).

[chelsea - over 100 years of history]

The warden threw a party in the county jail
Spurs’ title bid is about to fail
Arry’s dropped the soap and the joint began to swing
When they play the top 4 Spurs can’t even buy a win

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

Arry’s England hopes have taken a blow
Since he stashed his bonus in Monaco
He says he can’t write and he’s a little bit thick
But that player he wants to buy is ‘terrific’

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

Number 14 said to number 3
Why don’t this summer come and join me at Chelsea
I sure they would be delighted with your company
Better than playing for that cock Levy

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

The spuds dropped some points away to Stoke
The spudlings were up in arms they didn’t get the joke
They went to twitter to call the ref a tool
But the ref was Foy not Hoy you fools

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

[Robby202]

The warden threw a party in the county jail
Spurs’ title bid is about to fail
Arry’s dropped the soap and the joint began to swing
When they play the top 4 Spurs can’t even buy a win

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

Arry’s England hopes have taken a blow
Since he stashed his bonus in Monaco
He says he can’t write and he’s a little bit thick
But that player he wants to buy is ‘terrific’

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

Number 14 said to number 3
Why don’t this summer come and join me at Chelsea
I sure they would be delighted with your company
Better than playing for that cock Levy

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

The spuds dropped some points away to Stoke
The spudlings were up in arms they didn’t get the joke
They went to twitter to call the ref a tool
But the ref was Foy not Hoy you fools

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

So many wonderful songs More please

[Drogs]

The warden threw a party in the county jail
Spurs’ title bid is about to fail
Arry’s dropped the soap and the joint began to swing
When they play the top 4 Spurs can’t even buy a win

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

Arry’s England hopes have taken a blow
Since he stashed his bonus in Monaco
He says he can’t write and he’s a little bit thick
But that player he wants to buy is ‘terrific’

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

Number 14 said to number 3
Why don’t this summer come and join me at Chelsea
I sure they would be delighted with your company
Better than playing for that cock Levy

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

The spuds dropped some points away to Stoke
The spudlings were up in arms they didn’t get the joke
They went to twitter to call the ref a tool
But the ref was Foy not Hoy you fools

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Redknapp Rock

love it! Absolute gem!

[PISKIE]

brilliant - I'm going to have to get on the case with my own one

[Bergkamp a Dutch master]

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be ****tin' when the evenin' come
Watching the screws walk by
And then I watch 'em laugh away again, yeah

I'm sittin' near the dock for the day
Watching the time roll away
Ooo, I'm just ****tin' near the dock of the day
Wastin' time

I left my home in Sandbanks
Headed for the White Hart Lane
'Cause I've had nothing to bung for
And look like no brown bag come my way

So I'm just gonna twitch near the dock for the day
Watching the time roll away
Ooo, I'm ****tin' at the dock of the day
Wastin' time

Look like the Tax man spend my small change
Everything else still banked in my name
I can't do what twelve people tell me to do
So I guess I'll remain free the same, yes

Sittin' here twitching my jaws
And my doggie wants me back home
It's two hundred miles I roamed
Just to make this dock my home

Now, I'm just gonna **** by this dock for the day
Watching the jury walk away
Oooo-wee, twitchin at the dock of the day
Wastin' time

[chelsea - over 100 years of history]

Keep em coming lads!!

[Bergkamp a Dutch master]

all together now lets sing a few bars- ' Please release me - let me go'

[Hoddle Is A God]

I bet all of you who contributed your libelous diatribes to this thread must be feeling pretty stupid, now?

I have started a thread on the Spurs board so that you can all apologise for doubting Harry's innocence. Those man-enough to do so, may leave some words of remorse, there.

So far, Drogs is the only one to have done so.

Well done, Drogs

[Drogs]

I bet all of you who contributed your libelous diatribes to this thread must be feeling pretty stupid, now?

I have started a thread on the Spurs board so that you can all apologise for doubting Harry's innocence. Those man-enough to do so, may leave some words of remorse, there.

So far, Drogs is the only one to have done so.

Well done, Drogs

So Ensil isn't the only one who didn't detect the sarcastic '' at the end?

You lot need a sense of humour

[chelsea - over 100 years of history]

I bet all of you who contributed your libelous diatribes to this thread must be feeling pretty stupid, now?

I have started a thread on the Spurs board so that you can all apologise for doubting Harry's innocence. Those man-enough to do so, may leave some words of remorse, there.

So far, Drogs is the only one to have done so.

Well done, Drogs

Frankly guilty or not, this thread is hillarious.

[Drogs]

Frankly guilty or not, this thread is hillarious.

Agreed. Some Spuds don't have a sense of humour though.

[Bergkamp a Dutch master]

only some? - err totsfan seemed OK.