Lay off Whytey

[Mind The Step]

Right boys lay off

Don't you understand that the more that people talk about Whyte destroying rangers the greater the chance the dopey bears will realise it is true and back the David King (but not David King for legal reasons) Loyal Uprising

To aid in this we must start a counter rumour. It shall be thus....

Craig Whyte is not Ian Paisley's nephew

He was not jetting out of Glasgow Airport to visit his favourite uncle who is in poor health

Ally McCoist did not spend his transfer budget on get well soon cards

Remember, the allies wanted Hitler in charge of Nazi Germany's war effort towards the end of the conflict lest someone capable take over

Oh and Whyte never served in the Gulf War

[Cossy]

Are you talking about the same Whyte that doesn't fund Windsor Castle and the Queen's corgis?

I also heard that he doesn't sponsor the future King Billy.

[Mind The Step]

Operation Withering Willie begins