Is Paisley Dead Yet?

[VenomPD]

Just wondering

[Mind The Step]

Nah, Satan himself would come for him....so I guess we would notice

[VenomPD]

There haven't been nearly enough threads about this topic. More needed

[1980EasterRoad]

I wouldn't put my shirt on it.

I think there's a pattern emerging this year.

[the shadowknows]

hopefully he takes thatcher with him

maybe even the queen for a nice treble

[Mind The Step]

hopefully he takes thatcher with him

maybe even the queen for a nice treble

The queen listens to the wolftones now...let her be

[Trevor Santos]

the queen better live til may anyway, we get a 4 day weekend if she does.

[Trevor Santos]

There haven't been nearly enough threads about this topic. More needed

what you mean another boring irish politics thread?

[VenomPD]

what you mean another boring irish politics thread?

No, just Ian Paisley threads. There must be about 10 of them.

Boring Irish politics threads. There must be 430293485323445863732 of them.

[EDGE]

I watched a programme on the Queen last night, I really enjoyed it TBH even though I wasn't expecting to.

GSTQ

[Trevor Santos]

Ian Paisley will not die until MARCH MARCH MARCH!!

[Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel]

It's been at death's door since the mid-50s when cheaper foreign imports decimated the local thread production industry.

[EDGE]

It's been at death's door since the mid-50s when cheaper foreign imports decimated the local thread production industry.

Very clever Tarquin.

arf arf

[Medro Pendes]

Just wondering

No

[Gambol]

It's been at death's door since the mid-50s when cheaper foreign imports decimated the local thread production industry.

Never been to the place, but by all accounts ahm no missing anything.

[VenomPD]

No

Thanks Medro. 13 other posts and nobody has the manners to let me know.

You're a gent

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Never been to the place, but by all accounts ahm no missing anything.

It's a sunny, bustling metropolis of a county town.

Boasting the largest Baptist Church in the world outside of the USA, Scotland's first purpose-built post-reformation Catholic church and many examples of places of worship for many different strains of Protestantism - boasting a religious tolerance in the 19th Century absent from the rest of Scotland.

Other Victorian wonders include the Rennie Mackintosh-designed Art Galleries and Central Library, the Coats Memorial Observatory and a 1200 year old Abbey pivotal throughout Scotland's history as a supposed hiding place of Robert the Bruce and also providing the Calvinist teaching for a young man named Wetherspoon who became the Laigh Kirk Meenister and Invented America.

Also worth seeing in its picturesque environs are the traditional swans at the Palatial Town Hall and a guy who looks like Kirk Broadfoot boasting Europe's largest penis.

In a recent survey, Paisley came third in the UK for the most single females in a town while barely denting the top spots for single men.

Its nearby airport, motorway and Europe's largest penis mean that transport links are superb and the Council Tax is cheaper than being within Glasgow City's boundaries.

There are also lots of cheap drugs for the youngsters and a man boasting Europe's largest penis.

[Gambol]

It's a sunny, bustling metropolis of a county town.

Boasting the largest Baptist Church in the world outside of the USA, Scotland's first purpose-built post-reformation Catholic church and many examples of places of worship for many different strains of Protestantism - boasting a religious tolerance in the 19th Century absent from the rest of Scotland.

Other Victorian wonders include the Rennie Mackintosh-designed Art Galleries and Central Library, the Coats Memorial Observatory and a 1200 year old Abbey pivotal throughout Scotland's history as a supposed hiding place of Robert the Bruce and also providing the Calvinist teaching for a young man named Wetherspoon who became the Laigh Kirk Meenister and Invented America.

Also worth seeing in its picturesque environs are the traditional swans at the Palatial Town Hall and a guy who looks like Kirk Broadfoot boasting Europe's largest penis.

In a recent survey, Paisley came third in the UK for the most single females in a town while barely denting the top spots for single men.

Its nearby airport, motorway and Europe's largest penis mean that transport links are superb and the Council Tax is cheaper than being within Glasgow City's boundaries.

There are also lots of cheap drugs for the youngsters and a man boasting Europe's largest penis.

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[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

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