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**Magic Laudrup 11** · 07/02/2012, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by VenomPD

I was going to watch Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. But the sun is coming right in the window and ****ing with the laptop screen.

It's ****e having no real work to do all day. I've not looked forward to going offshore this much in ages.

Even Ronald is praying for it.

I know what you mean, the day drags in with **** all to do. I was told yesterday that we have a medical room on my floor, and if I get headaches I'm allowed to go for a sleep in it

I can feel one coming on now actually....

**Magic Laudrup 11** · 07/02/2012, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by VenomPD

<TrafficJam>

Aren't you involved in the Western Peripheral Bypass? When I moved here 10 years ago the promised it would be finished by 2011.....it's no even started yet.

Aye

For a while at the end of last year it had been shelved but I've been doing a bit of work on it recently. There is another ground investigation planned to start this September

Probably won't start building it until at least summer 2013.

**VenomPD** · 07/02/2012, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Magic Laudrup 11

Even Ronald is praying for it.

I know what you mean, the day drags in with **** all to do. I was told yesterday that we have a medical room on my floor, and if I get headaches I'm allowed to go for a sleep in it

I can feel one coming on now actually....

I wish I had something like that, a wee afternoon nap after a pint would go down a treat.

We don't even have comfy chairs in this office, they cost £35. I know because I bought them.

**VenomPD** · 07/02/2012, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Magic Laudrup 11

Aye

For a while at the end of last year it had been shelved but I've been doing a bit of work on it recently. There is another ground investigation planned to start this September

Probably won't start building it until at least summer 2013.

The traffic here is pretty mental. It's why I start at 7 instead of 8 in the morn.

Aberdeen is corrupt as **** though, every **** has their hand out somewhere along the line. Everything becomes a ****-up here.

Bypass - ****ed.

Trump - ****ed-about

Union Terrace Gardens - Full of junkies but the locals like it the way it is

**Magic Laudrup 11** · 07/02/2012, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by VenomPD

I wish I had something like that, a wee afternoon nap after a pint would go down a treat.

We don't even have comfy chairs in this office, they cost £35. I know because I bought them.

I had no idea we had the room. Apparently the company has spent a fortune on it. The room used to be a pretty big meeting room, but now it's more like a hospital ward. I'm considering going for a tug and then home

Nobody would even notice I'm away.

Funniest thing that happened last time I was in Aberdeen was getting chased off a farm by an old man in pyjamas with a shotgun

That and getting raped by a black security guard.

**VenomPD** · 07/02/2012, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Magic Laudrup 11

I had no idea we had the room. Apparently the company has spent a fortune on it. The room used to be a pretty big meeting room, but now it's more like a hospital ward. I'm considering going for a tug and then home

Nobody would even notice I'm away.

I ****ing wish I could just leave today. Everyone else is offshore or on holiday as well. Just me in an empty building.

**Magic Laudrup 11** · 07/02/2012, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by VenomPD

I ****ing wish I could just leave today. Everyone else is offshore or on holiday as well. Just me in an empty building.

<chokeywankmuir> Edmonds has been spotted in Aberdeen

**VenomPD** · 07/02/2012, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Magic Laudrup 11

<chokeywankmuir> Edmonds has been spotted in Aberdeen

I was saving up a wank for after lunch, too frightened now. I don't want to go MIA like Bollo

**DevAdvocate** · 08/02/2012, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Trevor Santos

it's not a case of anyone picking on us. belive it or not the rangers board is for rangers fans to talk about rangers. the odd wum here and there is all well and good but since you've taken a 1 point lead in the SPL it's become unbearable on here what with russ posting 100 paragraphs worth of ****e that no-one reads and mind the step (classy name by the way) posting some boring arse ****e about jelly and ice cream. <snoozefest>

I don't post on the Gers board, I use cross threads so my stuff appears on both boards.

Just because you have the attention span of a Goldfish and cannot take in information which takes up more than two lines of gibberish, don't assume everyone else is as shallow as yourself.

As for your complaints, they may have carried some weight were they not so patently juvenile in content.

**Trevor Santos** · 08/02/2012, 01:16 PM

dont cross thread then eh ya borin old ****.

should I cross thread all my threads? would you like that?

**DevAdvocate** · 08/02/2012, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Trevor Santos

dont cross thread then eh ya borin old ****.

should I cross thread all my threads? would you like that?

Do what you want, no one is making you read threads posted by me or anyone else for that matter. If I don't like what you say i'll tell you and if you post a lot of old tosh which is unworthy of serious comment (that would be in the majority of cases) i'll ignore it and move on.

I won't go running to the mods and start bleating like a schoolboy about big bad Gers fans taking the piss. That would be just pathetic.