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    Default Meg Lauder - wid ye?


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    She's the 17 year old that Eric "come ahead" Joyce has supposedly been banging.

    The pics in the paper are none too promising



    But, a quick swatch of some of her myspace photos (inlcuding school uniform efforts) in the bottom four rows here:

    http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=meg...Q&start=0&sa=N

    Swing her firmly into the "aye" camp.

    If I can bang 17 year olds at his age and still have enough strength to malky some pricks, I'll be quietly impressed with myself
    Врап ыер явс, ароон ма бавс, гие меееее а гоббле

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    Bib your standards are all to **** man

    You'd pump her but not Fearne Cotton? ****ing behave yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by UserName1882 View Post
    Bib your standards are all to **** man

    You'd pump her but not Fearne Cotton? ****ing behave yourself
    I admitted that I would pump Fearne Cotton.

    I'd have to cosh her first but I would pump her - the lassie gets right on my titties, man.
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    If you hover over that image on google it says something along the lines of "lock up your mothers im a sexual..."
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    Ah widnae, I don't trust those papist ****s.

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    It's a yes from me

    And Fern too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bib Fortuna's Maw View Post
    I admitted that I would pump Fearne Cotton.

    I'd have to cosh her first but I would pump her - the lassie gets right on my titties, man.
    Her and Holly Willoughby are the only reason I watch Celebrity Juice, on tonight by the way!

    I just have a wank while thinking about being in a threesome with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bib Fortuna's Maw View Post
    She's the 17 year old that Eric "come ahead" Joyce has supposedly been banging.

    The pics in the paper are none too promising



    But, a quick swatch of some of her myspace photos (inlcuding school uniform efforts) in the bottom four rows here:

    http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=meg...Q&start=0&sa=N

    Swing her firmly into the "aye" camp.

    If I can bang 17 year olds at his age and still have enough strength to malky some pricks, I'll be quietly impressed with myself

    You need to be taken to the vets by the way
    “That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."

    Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."

    But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."

    I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"

    Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaTan's Evil Twin View Post
    You need to be taken to the vets by the way
    How?

    Look at her wee teenage cheeks. Her wee smile and her bright eyes.


    Absolutely chooooooooking to get smacked aboot the face with a dobber
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bib Fortuna's Maw View Post
    How?

    Look at her wee teenage cheeks. Her wee smile and her bright eyes.


    Absolutely chooooooooking to get smacked aboot the face with a dobber
    .
    I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bib Fortuna's Maw View Post
    How?

    Look at her wee teenage cheeks. Her wee smile and her bright eyes.


    Absolutely chooooooooking to get smacked aboot the face with a dobber
    Shes got that pure dirty look in her eyes tae i bet shes a gid wee ride.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gas View Post
    Ah widnae, I don't trust those papist ****s.

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    She's one of those girls who has a natural beauty..not caked with make-up n hair extensions.

    I applaud the old geezer's taste on this occasion.


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    In the first pic she looks like she's got a bit of special needs about her, think it's the gommy smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaskedDunger 4*5/4*5 View Post
    Shes got that pure dirty look in her eyes tae i bet shes a gid wee ride.
    Totally - I'm betting from her skin tone that she has pale nips anaw.

    That, and the wee comment about locking mothers up from her myspace page suggests to me that, if she dribbled some of your paste on the carpet, she'd be doon lapping it up like a labrador.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UserName1882 View Post
    In the first pic she looks like she's got a bit of special needs about her, think it's the gommy smile


    Tag: Bib Shags Spazzies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tina2010 View Post
    She's one of those girls who has a natural beauty..not caked with make-up n hair extensions.

    I applaud the old geezer's taste on this occasion.

    Get tae **** with your 'natural beauty' ****e. Nae ****'s buying it.
    “That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."

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    But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."

    I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"

    Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenomPD View Post


    Tag: Bib Shags Spazzies.
    I draw the line at cerebal palsy types, though.

    You'd do more damage than good.
    Врап ыер явс, ароон ма бавс, гие меееее а гоббле

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenomPD View Post


    Tag: Bib Shags Spazzies.
    It'd be disrespectful of him not to. He'd shag everything else.

    Quote Originally Posted by SaTan's Evil Twin View Post
    Get tae **** with your 'natural beauty' ****e. Nae ****'s buying it.
    She has a nice face...wee bit of puppy fat, but that would work itself off in time.

    Ya prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenomPD View Post


    Tag: Bib Shags Spazzies.
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaTan's Evil Twin View Post
    Get tae **** with your 'natural beauty' ****e. Nae ****'s buying it.
    This

    Natural beauty means a loch and some hills. Not some plain girl pumping an auld ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bib Fortuna's Maw View Post
    I draw the line at cerebal palsy types, though.

    You'd do more damage than good.


    Belter.
    I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own

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