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    Do any of you believe in the paranormal or have you ever thought you seen a ghost?

    If you do you are a ****in retard

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    ma ****in mate does. he slags me for sayin there is life on other planets, which there most likely is somewhere and he believes in ghosts

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    I can definitely grasp the concept of life on other planets but all this ghosts/poltergeist/psychic medium bollocks is annoyin. I used to go on yourghoststories.com and give them a hard time and basically rip there silly wee fairy tales apart.

    Especially the ones about the "sex ghosts". There are people out there who genuinely believe they get raped by a spirit every night

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    got ma hole hole last night lads

    aw aye?

    aye a ghost came thro ma windae and slipped his cock up ma arse

    [someone drops cup of coffee (like in T2 when the fat CQ gets stabbed in the eye)]

    wit?

    aye it was quality lads, al explain more at lunch

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    It's not a laughing matter nev. Apparently a ghost shag is so good it ruins you and a normal good old fashioned rogerin by joe or jane bloggs aint gonna cut it.

    Mental people are mental

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    life on other planets is a scientific certainty. Ghosts are ****e.

    myghoststories.com is getting invaded
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    did you hear about the 2 gay ghosts?


    they gave each other the wullies

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    There's some wackos on there

    I got booted off for suggesting rohypnol was used and it was just an old fashioned case of humanly sexual abuse.

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    i am a ****ing retard. i dont believe in ghosts plural, just the one in my old flat in hyndland

    laugh all you want, it wasnt ****ing funny. you may begin ripping.
    Johnson, keep shooting that man.

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    sceptical simon has just signed up
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    My Mrs and most of her family believe in all that ****e. Does my ****ing head in I just sit and laugh at some of the stuff they go on about. Her mum was gettin one of those meduim pyschic people in to do reading and they asked me to go, I thought **** it why not for a laugh to see what sort of made up **** he can come up with until i was told.............that'll be ĆƒĘ’Ć†ā€™Ćƒā€*Ć¢ā‚¬ā„¢ĆƒĘ’Ć‚Ā¢ĆƒĀ¢Ć¢ā‚¬Å”Ć‚Ā¬Ćƒā€¦ Ć‚Ā”ĆƒĘ’Ć†ā€™ĆƒĀ¢Ć¢ā€šĀ¬Ć…Ā”ĆƒĘ’Ć¢ā‚¬Å”Ćƒā€šĆ‚Ā£35 please.......****ed if I'm paying that !!!!!

    Scary thing is see if he can get about 100 regulars, which must be possible with the amount of retards out there (My in laws being a good few) If he can get them once a month thats ĆƒĘ’Ć†ā€™Ćƒā€*Ć¢ā‚¬ā„¢ĆƒĘ’Ć‚Ā¢ĆƒĀ¢Ć¢ā‚¬Å”Ć‚Ā¬Ćƒā€¦ Ć‚Ā”ĆƒĘ’Ć†ā€™ĆƒĀ¢Ć¢ā€šĀ¬Ć…Ā”ĆƒĘ’Ć¢ā‚¬Å”Ćƒā€šĆ‚Ā£35 00 for doing **** ALL !!!!!!!
    Mendes hasnt scores a screamer for a while, infact he hasnt done anything for a while, so I thought a name change made sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lone ranger View Post
    i am a ****ing retard. i dont believe in ghosts plural, just the one in my old flat in hyndland

    laugh all you want, it wasnt ****ing funny. you may begin ripping.
    was it gentle when it had its way with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lone ranger View Post
    i am a ****ing retard. i dont believe in ghosts plural, just the one in my old flat in hyndland

    laugh all you want, it wasnt ****ing funny. you may begin ripping.
    lone "haley joel osmont" ranger

    Good man dougie, finish what I started, ****s wont let me back

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    it was the annoying kind, not the randy kind. the daft thing is whenever i've heard anyone elses (on tv etc) stories about ghosts i think they're a ****ing idiot
    Johnson, keep shooting that man.

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    Do ghosts need lube?
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    Quote Originally Posted by B-Celtic View Post
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    Good man dougie, finish what I started, ****s wont let me back
    just make another email

    im asking if ghosts need lube as my first post on the most recent gohst rape story i can find
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    Doug, if you're gonna be commenting on that site, be subtle. It's heavily moderated and they all love each other like a bunch of ****in hippies.

    Or just call them fannies, your call I suppose

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    im a bit of a split personality wum, some times i am subtle but ususally i cant be arsed and just go straight in and call them fannies.
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