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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by David Nalbandian's Rancid Dungbox, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. David Nalbandian's Rancid Dungbox

    David Nalbandian's Rancid Dungbox New Member

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    was chilling with a friend last month when he mentioned that his gf has a vibro , i was like cool and he said that sometimes she shoves it in his ass when he's ****ing her and he says that it gives him an insane orgasm ! so it got me intreeged and i went out an bought a bullet vibrotor one .
    i used plenty of lube on my ass , an ex shoved her finger up there before but never anything else . anyway i put the vibro up and on and what a 'o' i had and the best bit was i was instantly solid again ready for another **** !

    anyone got ****ing aids ?
     
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    David Nalbandian's Rancid Dungbox, Aug 31, 2012
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> is that you harry?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 31, 2012
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    News to me you could get aids from ****ing <yikes>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 31, 2012
  4. - SW6 -

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    ST has got AIDS* through various acts of gayness, not sure how that helps him **** though?

    *Probably
     
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    - SW6 -, Aug 31, 2012
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Proof if ever harry is just a wum <SPACE>,<SPACE> brilliant <laugh>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Aug 31, 2012
  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Bit harsh to ban the lad, why not simply tell him to head to the nearest telephone box -one call to Ingrid, sorted <ok>
     
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    Shameless, Aug 31, 2012
  7. Ray Pest

    Ray Pest New Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Ray Pest, Aug 31, 2012
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Let us swap telephone numbers, baby. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Sep 1, 2012
  9. britney

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    I think it&#8217;s very interesting,thanks for sharing.
     
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    britney, Sep 3, 2012
  10. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Graveyard thread, Britney next for "I love Men Mike's" ban-hammer? <yikes>
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Sep 3, 2012

  11. Alan Shearer

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    it seems you are only allowed multi accounts if you use them to wum the geordies.
     
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    Alan Shearer, Sep 3, 2012
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Bore off
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 3, 2012
  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    gosh sounds brill :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Nov 29, 2016
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Keep away from ma dunger, ya filthy bitch <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 29, 2016
  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The problem with the bullet vibes is that they are small and if you tense at the wrong moment they can shoot all the way up your ar*ehole and if you can't sh1t the thing out it is another embarrassing trip to A&E to have it removed. Best use one with a long stem that can be easily handled. You can also try a vibrating butt plug as these are less likely to get lost up your dunger.

    Is this the longest ever thread bump by the way? 2012 to now is most impressive.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 30, 2016
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  16. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Class bro.

    few vintage tags too
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 19, 2020
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