Infertile Indian Awards

• Best Driver:
• Worst Driver:
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne):
• Best Team:
• Worst Team:
• Best Overtake:
• Funniest-moment:
• Most Surprising Result:
• Least Surprising Result:
• Special Mention to:
• Race Rating: /10
  
• Best Commentator/Presenter overall:

Please stick to 1/2 answers per question

 

Infertile?

 

"Infertile"

• Best Driver: Alonso
• Worst Driver: Perez
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Grosjean
• Best Team: Red Bull (by miles)
• Worst Team: Mercedes
• Best Overtake: Senna on Maldonado
• Funniest-moment: Cant work out if just how dull this race was is funny or sad
• Most Surprising Result: All pretty standard expected results.
• Least Surprising Result: One guess...
• Special Mention to: Button, Hamilton and Alonso for their first lap fight.
• Race Rating: 1/10
• Best Commentator/Presenter overall: Martin Brundle

 

Funniest moment: This thread being called "Infertile"
That's it from me. Didn't watch the race.

 

This Indian GP is certainly one to 'take away'

 

Best Driver: Seb and Alonso
Worst Driver: Schumacher and Perez
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
Best Team: RBR
Worst Team: McLaren
Best Overtake: the threesome with Alonso,Lewis,Jenson
Funniest-moment: Seb wanting Alonso's hat.
Most Surprising Result: McLaren falling back
Least Surprising Result: Ferrari still pretending their car sucks.
Special Mention to: The Indian fans
Race Rating: 4/10
Best Commentator/Presenter overall: Herbert, in a league of his own.

 

• Best Driver: Alonso.
• Worst Driver: Kobayashi.
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Grosjean.
• Best Team: Lotus/Ferrari.
• Worst Team: Sauber.
• Best Overtake: Senna on Rosberg.
• Funniest-moment: Alonso Team Radio in Italian: "Vettel pusdnafa asdfiajiici asdnoi plank" "Push".
• Most Surprising Result: Alonso fight back.
• Least Surprising Result: Schumacher DNF.
• Special Mention to: Raikkonen/Schumacher never give up.
• Race Rating: 5/10.
• Best Commentator/Presenter overall: Brundle (made the podium conference seem interesting). Crofty is a fat penis.

 

Best Driver: Alonso
Worst Driver: Schmuckraker
Best Rookie: Grosjean
Best Team: Red Bull
Worst Team: McLaren
Best Overtake: Senna on Maldo
Funniest-moment: Nothing to laugh at today
Most Surprising Result: Nothing
Least Surprising Result: Red Bull domination
Special Mention to: No one
Race Rating: 0/10
Best Commentator/Presenter overall: For me, Johnny Herbert is turning out to be the star of Sky.

 

JEV: That meant I locked my wheels and made contact with the back of Schumacher’s car. It broke my front wing, so I had to pit and my race was more or less over after that.


To be behind the leader at around 90 seconds, and still push the car with no points in sight... I think he did okay, as well as bringing in some data for the team. Just underlines his desire to push all the time every lap.

 

Best Driver: Alonso
Worst Driver: Perez
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Grosjean
Best Team: Red Bull
Worst Team: Sauber
Best Overtake: None spring to mind
Funniest-moment: Nothing
Most Surprising Result: Nothing
Least Surprising Result:Vettel dominating
Special Mention to: Alonso and Hamilton for fighting drives especially near the end
Race Rating: 3/10, Pretty poor and devoid of action as you can probably tell from some of my responses
Best Commentator/Presenter overall: Brundle was fine as ever, 'Crofty' continues to do my head in

 

Best Driver: Alonso
Worst Driver: Perez
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Grosjean
Best Team: Red Bull
Worst Team: HRT
Best Overtake: Senna and Maldo
Funniest-moment: no
Most Surprising Result: no
Least Surprising Result: Vettel win = dull race
Special Mention to: Hamilton
Race Rating: 4/10

 

Best Driver:Alonso
Worst Driver: Rosberg
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Grosjean
Best Team: Red Bull
Worst Team: HRT
Best Overtake: ALonso on both Mclarens
Funniest-moment: dunno
Most Surprising Result: Alonso getting amongst the red bulls
Least Surprising Result: Vettel being untouchable through a webber barrier
Special Mention to: Senna had a great weekend. shame about Qualy
Race Rating: 7/10

Best Commentator/Presenter overall: Regular Not606 reader Martin Brundle

 

funniest moment actually: "Pusha Lika Hell!"

 

funny, I could've sworn he just gave up and pulled into the pits, after ignoring flags directed at him. How dare marshalls wave flags at him.

 

• Best Driver: Vettel, he is TCR (remember that?)
• Worst Driver: Grandad, ignored the blue flags then just gave up
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne):
• Best Team: RBR
• Worst Team: HRT
• Best Overtake: Kimi on massa, shame he didn't take the DRS zone into consideration
• Funniest-moment: DC: 'he's using DRS to make the piss, I mean pass (I think BE said owner**** at the end too)
• Most Surprising Result: erm.....
• Least Surprising Result: Vettel dominating, the ferrari being far better than Alonso pretends it is
• Special Mention to: Senna
• Race Rating: 5/10
  
• Best Commentator/Presenter overall: BE/DC

 

TCR? What does it mean? Maybe The Clinic Racer? I have no clue.

 

•Best Driver: Alonso
•Worst Driver: Perez
•Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Actually I'm going for Pic for getting off to a good start and finishing ahead of his team mate
•Best Team: Red Bull
•Worst Team: Mercedes
•Best Overtake: Alonso's double whammy, then both McLarens taking Alonso, then Alonso on Hamilton
•Funniest-moment: Vettel doing crazy frog noises after taking the chequered flag
•Least Surprising Result: The Finger
•Special Mention to: Alonso, fantastic drive.
•Race Rating: 6 /10

•Best Commentator/Presenter overall: DC and BE

 

• Best Driver: Alonso
• Worst Driver: Rosberg for being so slow after showing promise in practice and Di Resta for another anonymous race where he is destroyed by Hulkenburg
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Grosjean
• Best Team: Red Bull
• Worst Team: Sauber - the car wasn't good enough. Perez has to work his ass off to stay in a decent position, his car had no right being in the top 10.
• Best Overtake: McLaren's and Alonso, lap 1
• Funniest-moment: The irony of Maldonado being crashed into. Karma rules!!
• Most Surprising Result: Webber getting a good start
• Least Surprising Result: The race sucked
• Special Mention to: Vettel, he has so many good races but rarely gets best driver.
• Race Rating: 3/10
  
• Best Commentator/Presenter overall: Coulthard

 

I only read the live feed of the race on my computer and it seems like it was boring yet again, but I didn't actually watch this one so I can't really leave a list. Based upon what I was reading and what you're all saying though it seems the race was just as boring as the past couple. What a surprise!

 

Was just slightly better than Korea.