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Politically Correct Football Chants

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Currently trending on twitter...

    Park Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs because its part of the culture and the economy is very strong.

    Your town is in need of regeneration and I want to go home.

    You're footballing ability is not to a high enough standard and you are aware of this....

    My garden shed, is being used as a metaphor for the perceived lack of size of your sporting arena.

    The Person Adjudicating This Sporting Activity Is One Whom Masturbates Vigorously.

    When your team was ahead you began to rejoice in song, alas now that we have equalised, you have stopped.

    "You overweight gentleman born to unmarried parents! You overweight gentleman born to unmarried parents!"

    Who's the ****er in the Very very dark grey.

    He shoots, he misses, he briefly disciplines his girlfriend with a stern word, Andy Carroll, Andy Carroll.

    In the morning you will be given your P45, and wished the best in your future endeavours.

    The lady in question rejected your overtures Marlon, she rejected your overtures.
     
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  2. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Your flowing locks would suggest you descend from the traditional Romany culture and it is nice to see ethnic minorities recognising their roots.
     
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  3. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    We've got no African or carribean origin players in our team, we've got no unclean African or carribean origin players in our team.
     
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  4. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Where were you when you were not as good as you are now.
     
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  5. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    We all have a strong dislike towards economically and socially challenged inhabitants of Leeds.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Ovine fornicator.
     
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  7. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    We're winning abroad, how untalented must your football team be, we're winning abroad.
     
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  8. King Curtis

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    We were not aware the opposing supporters were here due to their lack of noise.

    We're questioning your team's ability as we are suprisingly winning home/away.
     
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  9. Hank Scorpio

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    RVP, when the girl rejects your offer of coming back to yours after a night out, you go ahead anyway in a forceful manner, despite her not consenting to said actions.

    Nick Proschwitz's forfathers came over in a plane and dropped things out of it and some of them landed on the city of Hull. (Some people were singing this against Ipswich).

    You are in need of a proper/ more respectable vocation. (Fans to stewards)
     
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  10. Amin Arrears

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    Ancestors from our heritage triumphed over the ancestors of your heritage on the battlefield, doo da doo da.

    Golaccio, what were they actually singing? And who?
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    "His grandad bombed Hull, his grandad bombed Hull, Nicky Proschwitz, his grandad bombed Hull". It was a handful of people in E1-4.
     
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  12. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    "He's fat! He's round! That description wasn't politically sound! We apologise! We apologise!"
     
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  13. St.GeorgeisCross

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    'Your fried chicken, it could be a snail'
     
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  14. carmen newell

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    as a measure of your talent we would be most grateful if we could repeat this sporting event on a weekly basis
     
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  15. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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  16. Hull City AFC (HCHKR)

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    Your contract will be terminated in the morning
     
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  17. The Omega Man

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    Could you please identify yourself.
     
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  18. carmen newell

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    as there so few of you fine gentlemen did you travel to our fair city by a motorised vehicle driven by a man carrying a bale of hay in his boot?
     
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  19. Proud Tiger

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    This establishment is below standard, therefore, I require to return to my place of residence!
     
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  20. miff33

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    Run down ground, insufficient fans
     
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