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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. ellandback

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    It was just a normal Saturday afternoon for the Millwall lads.....


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    The Den's car park was not very busy....



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    TC, Steve, Mighty and Ringo were tired at the lack of atmosphere and decided to....


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    ... tool up for a bit of fun at the match ....
     
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    Unfortunately they forgot that they were playing away that day

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    So instead decided to.............
     
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    .....**** off to Germany, because.......
     
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  5. ellandback

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    TC was late for work at...

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    Once they were in Germany, they decided to....
     
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    Listen to their game against Mighty Leeds, hoping they'd get an unlikely win, so they could........
     
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  7. ellandback

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    Suffer some more at the hands of the Mighty Whites.



    The 4 amigos worked with TC at the sausage factory to earn money for ....
     
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    An hour at a gay lap dancing bar gay lapdance.jpg
     
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    ... where Elland was spending his holidays .....
     
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  10. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    The dancers at the gay lapdancing bar, Whitejockstrap, nobbynuts, Eireebum, OneInchLeeds, JonnyLACash, and MarcoPoloNeck were threatening a strike as the owner Master Bates wanted to bring in some younger Bucks............
     
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    So Jimmy Saville was drafted in to help with recruitment and....
     
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    Couch casted some bandits from Hull - Candyman, Brettaman, DMD & Carmine who were very cheap because................
     
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    The hull woofters love a bit of ......
     
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    ... a willing Elland
     
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    Though Elland was not that willing, and ran for the hills, where he discovered ......
     
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    a load of footballs from Warnocks training sessions
     
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    Me, hiding in a cave with a bag of Rohypnol and a lusty look in my eyes. Realising he was kebabed if he didn't do something fast, Elland called...
     
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