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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Drunk yob is banned from every pub in city

    This is the “Jekyll and Hyde” yob hit with the first ever ban from every pub in Warrington.


    Magistrates slapped the order on 65-year-old Roger Harold Clemence, banning him from every pub, bar and club in the city centre for two years.

    The move comes after police compiled a huge dossier of drunken anti-social incidents involving Mr Clemence.

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    In the past 10 years, Mr Clemence has been convicted 77 times. In 90% of those cases he was drunk or under the influence of Carling when arrested. Most of his offences are for being drunk and disorderly after Sambuca binges.

    In the most recent case, he assaulted a man in The Cheese, in front of his Manchester United supporting son. He then threatened a care worker with a bottle of Sambuca.

    He was handed a suspended prison term and community order for that offence although the judge did have some sympathy.

    But it convinced police in Warrington to apply for the city’s first ever booze ASBO, called a Drinking Banning Order.

    PC Mark Douglas, who was involved in application of the order for Warrington Police, said: “He is like a Jekyll and Hyde character. When sober, he is fine. As soon as he is under the influence of alcohol he takes on an aggressive and violent persona and starts banging on about snails and badgers.

    “This order was primarily applied for with the safety of the community at mind, but I also hope it becomes a wake-up call for Mr RHC and we would ask the people of Warrington to help us enforce these sanctions by reporting any possible breaches by the man.”

    Clemence, of Dickhead Street, Warrington, he is also prohibited from drinking Carling, having an open alcohol container and being drunk in public places.

    If he breaches the order, he could be hauled back before the courts and given a fine of up to £2,500,000. Police today warned they will now continue to use the orders on others causing drunken trouble.

    The drunken man's daughters were unavailable for comment due to Zingy related commitments.
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    I may have dressed it up a little, the full story will come from the man himself. :)
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    rhc what have you done <yikes>

    "he is also prohibited from drinking Carling,"

    hardly a punishment lol nats piss <whistle>
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    What will his daughters think?
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    See edit. :)
     
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  5. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    <laugh>

    Was only a matter of time im afraid Luv!
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Is he predicting the score in that picture for the derby game by any chance - <laugh>
     
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  7. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    To be fair thats pretty much how I picture him <ok>
     
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  8. saintanton

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    If he's on the wagon he can concentrate on sorting himself out then, get fit, race a few snails, it's all for the best really.
     
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  9. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    **** sake RHC, now I have to console/smash your daughters. <doh>
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sounds a familiar man somehow.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    he said it was his birthday and was off on a mad one... now i'm shocked, just shocked.....
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    From RHC "**** the Cheese, just going to get some cans of Carling and drink in my back garden now"
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Bumped for RHC to read. :D
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> See the prediction thread.

    I know that bloke, by the way <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If I ever meet up with you................................................
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    MY girls were rather shocked at first. Along the lines of "How on earth do you get barred from the Cheese". However, they're both actually pretty pleased about the situation. Can't think why <whistle>
     
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  17. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    If he goes to Warrington, he'll drink in The Cheese, so you're screwed! LOL
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah right. He'd last about 20 seconds in there <laugh>
     
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  19. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    They don't serve Blue Moon or Yanks?
     
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