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Storytime :The takeover

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  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Nobody in their right mind would believe us if we told them about events in the last 10 years, so lets make it up, you never know, it might become more real....

    The takeover


    Starring


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    David Haigh

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    Ken Bates
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    Gary Cooper


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    Massimo Cellino

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    Ken Bates

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    GFH CAPITAL



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    The LUFC not606ers collectively or individuals


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    The Millwall fans / not606ers

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    Any mystery people you want to add
     
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  2. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Once upon a time....
     
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  3. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    There was a man called .....
     
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    Bates who saw an opportunity to make lots and lots of cash....
     
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  5. ellandback

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    So, with the help of the darleks, decided to kidnap David HAIGH <yikes>

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  6. Penshawdave

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    ...but coudn't find a big enough sack with **** in
     
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  7. Doc

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    David Haigh who was the illegitimate son of Ken Bates who hadn't spoken to his father for much of his life, due to David not being capable of playing football (so Bates couldn't sell him even though he tried) Even Norwich and Milwall refused the offer. However Haighs mum who was also pumped by many young men including Mighty, also liked a bit of Italian .....
     
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  8. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Sausage..
     
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  9. ellandback

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    Mighry was fed up with .....
     
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  10. Massimo Cellino

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    ...being chained up in my bondage dungeon in Monaco.

    (I'm BACK boys!) :bandit:
     
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  11. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    "Excellent news" proclaimed Martin Luther Cooper who got a special tattoo to mark the occasion

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    Then he decided to get another tattoo on his.........
     
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  12. johhny757

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    ......but Robbie Rogers was not complaining!
     
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  13. Mr Wolves-White

    Mr Wolves-White Well-Known Member

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    in fact he was shouting about it on Newsnight
     
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  14. BillysStatue

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    ... at which point Norwich signed him "because he played for Leeds" ... and Delia headed a consortium called Spag Bol who offered GFH a lot of dough for the club as long as Gordon Ramsay (he once played for Rangers so knows the game) could be McD's assistant ...


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  15. LeeUtd

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    Instead Gordon Ramsey seized the opportunity to scrap his hit TV series Kitchen Nightmares and agreed with Channel 4 to commission a new series called football nightmares. The project would need at least 10 series and 20 episodes a series just to cover the first team to be featured... Leeds United. Gordon set about selecting A list celebs to play the key characters, asking his bezzie mate, Heston Bloomineck to play Brian McD and Delia to play..
     
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    ... Michael Brown but she got so drunk one night she ran up to the fans and yelled 'Where are you? Where are you? Let's be 'avin' you! Come on!"
     
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    But David haigh was having none of it and accused Deliah of being a bit of a clown, she replied if anybody around here is a clown David its you

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    and off she ran towards..............
     
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    ... which made David cry, muttering he was thankful Leeds weren't a team of Brownehs ...


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  19. ellandback

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    The Kop, where he ran into Gary Cooper from LUST.....

    Gary said.....
     
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    If we can have cheaper pork pies at half time I will vote for you
     
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