No, I'm not police, just interested.
I have something for every occasion but, happily, have only ever used one of them and just the once.
I just like knowing that if I ever have to go outside, to an intruder or whatever, I can take 'a friend'
What made me think about it was, we just had a policewoman round giving out home security leaflets.
We invited her in for a drink and, on her way out, she clocked the array of implements hanging off the coat rack
To be fair to her, she just pretended she hadn't seen them, thanked us for the coffee and left.
I have something for every occasion but, happily, have only ever used one of them and just the once.
I just like knowing that if I ever have to go outside, to an intruder or whatever, I can take 'a friend'

What made me think about it was, we just had a policewoman round giving out home security leaflets.
We invited her in for a drink and, on her way out, she clocked the array of implements hanging off the coat rack
To be fair to her, she just pretended she hadn't seen them, thanked us for the coffee and left.


