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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Astronaut put together this 'masterpiece' <laugh>

    It was done a little while ago - but I thought I'd share it with you bunch of scummers...


     
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  2. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    Correct or not, Astro is a complete loser. Him going to all this effort and even constructing a graph to display his opinions, just completely personifies him.

    Not a football fan, just a Liverpool one.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Have to applaud his effort though <applause>
     
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  4. Drogs

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    Never <laugh>
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    D-
    must try harder

    maybe he should do one for Liverpool, last year and this year
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    He does plenty of charts etc. already mate <ok>

    #stats
     
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  7. Drogs

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    You spelled #twat wrong <ok>
     
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  8. Stan

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    The lad must have a very empty life to have even given it that much thought, let alone produce a commentary with charts! It must really piss him off that the sum total of his effort is watching his team languishing below United!

    For his next assignment: an essay on how Rodgers has had a worse start in his third season than Hodgson had in his first.

    Astro and London's Biggest Attention Seeker should get together for a play date.
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

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    What he doesnt realise is how from the first word its massively flawed.

    So on that note. I wish him ebola.
     
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  10. UnitedinRed

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    I'll save him hassle.

    Woy - dreadful

    Rodgers - liverpools worsr ever manager who lasted longer than 12 months.

    No need to make stuff up. Cold hard facts do a much better job.
     
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  11. Falcao9

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    Look at Liverpool without Suarez there nothing. United will get top 4 at least this season, Liverpool on the other hand top 10 at best.
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    I'm a stat man myself. Stats are easy to manipulate in order to meet an agenda. Presenting them impartially is much tougher. In this case he's failed to acknowledge Man Utd's injury crisis. United currently have 9 injuries

    M Carrick
    R Van Persie
    M Rojo
    Rafael
    A Young
    P Jones
    R Falcao
    J Evans
    J Lingard

    they've also suffered injuries to Valencia, Herrera, Fellaini and Shaw. There young ones coming through have picked up knocks here and there making them unavailable. Danny Welbeck missed the first couple of games through injury before his move. They've been with out Rooney for three game too. We've only just had week 11 of the season. Fact is is Man U have been ravaged by injuries all season. It has to be taken into account.

    He also failed to acknowledge that Blind, Di Maria, Rojo, Herrera and Falcao had never kicked a ball in this league. Anyone who expects 5 overseas players, regardless of their ability, all to hit the ground running in this league is quite frankly delusional.

    It's poor presentation, blinked by bias. Shame, some interesting facts there.
     
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  13. Drogs

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    Well said.
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

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    Losing Rafael, Jones, Evans and Lingard is not a crisis in any sense. If you are being unbiased, were there no injuries last year?
     
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  15. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Overseas players hit the ground running under Jose, especially at Inter and Chelsea 2004.

    Costa seemed to do OK as does Courtois. It helps if you are a well-run club that gets its business done by July and has a good preseason admittedly
     
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  16. Brian Storm

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    I'd happly look in response if it were my article. There's no way i'm doing his research.

    So you're telling me that injuries to 13 different players to a premier league 25 man squad in the first 11 games isn't worth a mention? Wow, you're as bad as him.
     
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  17. Brian Storm

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    Of course Jose has a talent of getting quick impact but not even he is exempt

    Rajkovic, Shevchenko, Torres(he came from a English club<laugh>), Jarosik, Boulahrouz, Kezman and Del Horno to name a few.
     
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  18. He got banned from the Man Utd board for a similar one after I copied it over from our board <whistle>
     
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  19. UnitedinRed

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    He was devastated too. Astro lives for all things united.
     
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  20. I'm sure you're right about him being devastated pal, I've no idea how his managed to cope tbh <whistle>
     
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