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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Following on from Toonarmy778 about a bit of fun to break up the endless rumour articles, let's have some sweary fun.

    What is your favourite rude/offensive/swear word?

    Let's be creative here, we all know the F's and C's so delve a little deeper to see if there's anything unique.

    I'll get the ball rolling with 'Choad'. I told the folks at work what it meant and now they think I'm weird but I've heard it on South Park so it must be true!

    Choad is a penis that is wider than it is long. Like a safety helmet if you will.

    Anyone care to contribute?
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    I don't wish to talk about my choad, thank you very much.
     
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    You have just successfully gave Chappaz a new name to call Tash.
     
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    Oh ****! I knew it would only be a matter of time!
     
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    bollocks - timeless classic that for some reason when heard still makes me chuckle like a child
     
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    GIMP has the same effect on me when hearing it come from someone that you wouldn't expect.
     
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    My favourite of the moment, when dealing with people from out in the country, is Mucksavage

    Urban dictionary: Irish word... Anyone outside of the *cough* big city of Dublin is a muck savage... or Culchie

    " " : One who trotts the bog by day and eats spuds by night, especially in the west cork region <laugh>

    Another would be bumpkin!
     
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    Bamp is a good one, heard some dick on Twitter refer to someone as a "Kenton bamp" and I pissed myself. I don't even know what bamp means but I wanna use it!
     
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    Urban Dictionary: A person, usually from a rural area, the south or small town; who speaks or behaves in a manner that indicates a lack of understanding of the ever changing, modern world. Country bumpkins tend to speak in terms of social overtones indicative of pre-civil rights America and characteristically speak in offensive terms without knowledge of doing so. A bumpkin is more ignorant than uneducated, though most are probably uneducated. Either way, educated or not, country bumpkins are neccesarily ignorant. Country bumpkins come in every ethnicity and in both genders.
     
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    'Arsebiscuit'

    A person (or persons) of such dubious intelligence that the simple task of eating a biscuit through the standard orifice of the mouth is beyond them.


    "What an arsebiscuit"
     
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    oops, double post
     
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    'Arsebiscuit'

    A person (or persons) of such dubious intelligence that the simple task of eating a biscuit through the standard orifice of the mouth is beyond them.


    "What an arsebiscuit"
     
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    bamp here is the urban dic definition bamp

    i think they must have used definition 3 or 5
     
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    Arsebiscuit is a belter. I like arsecandle too!


    <laugh> cheers!
     
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    heard someone i know (when seeing a right chav slag) shout "oi SHELLSUIT" funny thing was she looked over as well (and no she wasn't wearing one)
     
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    That's not something that many would admit to on a public forum!!!!!
     
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    love the fact that somewhere in thorntons (prob in the basement ahem)there's someone whose job is fudge packing

    name: steve bruce
    company: thorntons
    job description: fudge packer
     
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    What definition of gimp was inferred at the time?
     
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    Meh... I think plenty of people have admitted to far worse on this board...
     
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    I've met fudge packers when I worked for a few weeks at a world famous confectioner as a Supervising Supervisor for the quality control conveyor belt...

    I could never tell anyone my job title after a few beers.
     
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