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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hadron Collider View Post
    Is that you and me there? I've tried most things, but never spew sex. Mind you, I was at a house party when I was 13 (around the time the Bible came out) and had downed 2 big bottles of Olde English. I went to kiss my bird and spewed in her face. That was the end of the relationship, strangely.
    your pulling techniques havent improved at all then...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME View Post
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    Piss off Tribs, the ball was dropping and Suarez went for a volley. Parker was in the way, going for his header to clear. The boot wasn't high, else Parker would have been caught in the mouth. Yellow card is fine for that.

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    You make out like it was an accident.
    Mind you that is not as bad as your manager saying " he didn`t know Parker was there", after Suarez had given him a nudge before he kicked him.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBz6fVPx7Uk
    If you watch the video you'll see that:
    1) its not at full speed.
    2) Suarez is watching the ball and his foot is already rising before he looks down and sees Parker. The nudge is a good second or two before the ball drops in that video, and is pretty much unrelated to the kick.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Constcrepe View Post
    I fell asleep!!
    So how do you know it was terrible then. It could have been end-to-end stuff whilst you were asleep. In fact, it was

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    Quote Originally Posted by returnofthesweatband View Post
    your pulling techniques havent improved at all then...
    You know my views. It's all the fu.kers deserve

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    Mornin all, a bit disappointed we didn't come out with all of the spoils but once the game started, you could see a draw coming. I had to leave when Suarez came on so did not know if fireworks happened or not but it seems no red card and no goals.

    One thing that bugged the **** out of me when I got back from Kenny , " The goals will come" Mate you have been saying that since ****ing OCtober and you missed your chance to ENSURE that goals ARE coming. Might and probably will be the big reason we miss out on the CL.
    "Only those who dare to fail greatly, can ever achieve greatly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by StJohn_Red_Legend View Post
    If you watch the video you'll see that:
    1) its not at full speed.
    2) Suarez is watching the ball and his foot is already rising before he looks down and sees Parker. The nudge is a good second or two before the ball drops in that video, and is pretty much unrelated to the kick.
    Are you trying to say if you glance upwards you can`t see someone standing immediately in front of you? especially if you have just pushed someone so know they are there.
    LFC fans will swear black is white at the moment in defence of all things Suarez. I can`t wait till he leaves and as with Torres the fickle LFC fans come out with their bile. "He was crap anyway", "I knew he was a bad`un from the start the little racist", "It was all Comoli`s fault anyway Kenny didn`t really want him but Comoli had already started the deal before Kenny arrived".
    You know the usual pass the book stuff, wouldn`t surprise me if H&G were somehow found to be culpable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME View Post
    You know the usual pass the book stuff...


    good stuff
    YNWA


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    Pass the spliff is a better game I think...
    "Only those who dare to fail greatly, can ever achieve greatly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME View Post
    Are you trying to say if you glance upwards you can`t see someone standing immediately in front of you? especially if you have just pushed someone so know they are there.
    LFC fans will swear black is white at the moment in defence of all things Suarez. I can`t wait till he leaves and as with Torres the fickle LFC fans come out with their bile. "He was crap anyway", "I knew he was a bad`un from the start the little racist", "It was all Comoli`s fault anyway Kenny didn`t really want him but Comoli had already started the deal before Kenny arrived".
    You know the usual pass the book stuff, wouldn`t surprise me if H&G were somehow found to be culpable.
    Bloody Hell these Mancs love to milk stuff don't they ! Want any cheese with that whine ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluffCityRed View Post
    Pass the spliff is a better game I think...
    I prefer pass maddie..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Diadora Barnes storm View Post
    Bloody Hell these Mancs love to milk stuff don't they ! Want any cheese with that whine ?


    Yeah we are all considering having t shirts made just to drag out the point even longer...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidako View Post


    good stuff
    Well spotted spotty should have been buck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by returnofthesweatband View Post


    Yeah we are all considering having t shirts made just to drag out the point even longer...
    I can see them now "I'm with Negrito ->"

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    Quote Originally Posted by moreinjuredthanowen View Post
    now... swarbs do you honeslt ythink spurs will actually try to win something.. .surely not they've no ambition at all.
    They probably won't try, but with the appalling lack of quality left in the competition I reckon they will still succeed...

    Quote Originally Posted by moreinjuredthanowen View Post
    ah... come on... can't fool me that way. if you speak up for capello you then back his thoughts on terry by extension.... you need to be very very explicit in your views on terry at the same time to avoid that. Ferguson tacitly backed terry by backing capello's stance.
    Not really. Classic Voltaire: ""I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." All SAF's saying is that Capello should be the one to make the decision - even if he makes the wrong decision it is his decision to make.

    Quote Originally Posted by Constcrepe View Post
    Eric applying to reason here will not work. Kenny can do no wrong and no matter what SAF does he is one step away from being the new Dark Lord of the Sith.

    Yeah, but everyone knows the Sith are way cooler than those gayboy Jedi

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hadron Collider View Post
    Ah yes, but I'm not just any old Liverpool fan. Ask Swarbs. He's met me in the flesh
    That's odd. When I met you I thought to myself "He looks like just any old Liverpool fan". I think it was the perm and shell suit...

    Quote Originally Posted by returnofthesweatband View Post
    I prefer pass maddie..
    No one for pass the parcel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Swarbs View Post
    Tell you what, £100 says Utd finish ahead of Spurs this season. Put your money where your mouth is, or crawl back under your rock
    Quote Originally Posted by Kingkennysavedmyseason View Post
    Go on then I'll take your bet - It'd be enjoyable knowing you're sweating until the end of thes season
    Like taking money from a moderately retarded Scouse baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME View Post
    Are you trying to say if you glance upwards you can`t see someone standing immediately in front of you? especially if you have just pushed someone so know they are there.
    LFC fans will swear black is white at the moment in defence of all things Suarez. I can`t wait till he leaves and as with Torres the fickle LFC fans come out with their bile. "He was crap anyway", "I knew he was a bad`un from the start the little racist", "It was all Comoli`s fault anyway Kenny didn`t really want him but Comoli had already started the deal before Kenny arrived".
    You know the usual pass the book stuff, wouldn`t surprise me if H&G were somehow found to be culpable.
    Bloody hell! Your eyesight is better than any human I know. when you're looking at a falling football and trying to judge it to kick it on the fall, you're concentration will be elsewhere. As I said, his attention was focussed on the football, not on Parker or King.

    As for the rest of it, blind supposition on your behalf. I have a lot of pity for Torres, and he might even believe the crap he came out with about leaving to win things, and betrayed promises (made to him by G&H, who lied to pretty much everyone - the fans [60 days to starting work on the new stadium], the players [investment on the pitch] and the banks [we can pay you back, honestly]). I suspect the truth was much more prosaic. In the end, the club took the money, and to be fair, is looking a superb decision....
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME View Post
    Are you trying to say if you glance upwards you can`t see someone standing immediately in front of you? especially if you have just pushed someone so know they are there.
    LFC fans will swear black is white at the moment in defence of all things Suarez. I can`t wait till he leaves and as with Torres the fickle LFC fans come out with their bile. "He was crap anyway", "I knew he was a bad`un from the start the little racist", "It was all Comoli`s fault anyway Kenny didn`t really want him but Comoli had already started the deal before Kenny arrived".
    You know the usual pass the book stuff, wouldn`t surprise me if H&G were somehow found to be culpable.
    This coming from the undisputed 'King of Bile'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluffCityRed View Post
    Pass the spliff is a better game I think...
    This ^

    And it's fu.king AFTERNOON

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diadora Barnes storm View Post
    Bloody Hell these Mancs love to milk stuff don't they ! Want any cheese with that whine ?
    He makes KPR look like an amateur doesn't he? Oh wait.......................................

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    So I am assuming last night was THE only time scousers were happy to see Bale denied...................











    ba dum tish.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swarbs View Post
    They probably won't try, but with the appalling lack of quality left in the competition I reckon they will still succeed...



    Not really. Classic Voltaire: ""I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." All SAF's saying is that Capello should be the one to make the decision - even if he makes the wrong decision it is his decision to make.



    Yeah, but everyone knows the Sith are way cooler than those gayboy Jedi



    That's odd. When I met you I thought to myself "He looks like just any old Liverpool fan". I think it was the perm and shell suit...



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