JJ Hooper

I reckon we should put a bid in for JJ Hooper, young lad who plays up front for Sevenoaks Town, could really do a job for us in a season or two I reckon.

Fairly solid build (not unlike a young Shearer) and has an eye for goal (not unlike a derby-day Ameobi), wouldn't cost too much, £2m/£3m max and in a position we really need numbers in.

I just hope we move fast and sign him up rather than letting one of the 'bigger' clubs sign him from under our noses, hopefully in time to face the Mackems.

A mate of mine who's a diehard Sevenoaks fans says he's top quality and says he's destined for the top. What do you reckon?


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Nevermind! We've only gone and bloody signed him!!!

Oh JJ Hooper, I'll let you shag my wife,
she's a bit old for you,
so why not shag my daughter,
or failing that, my younger sister who's eeeeeaaasssssy,
Oh JJ Hooper!!!!

 

We have already signed him haven't we?

 

your mate is a diehard Sevenoaks fan is he?


Oh good, I heard Comoli was after him too

 

Wait, wut?

 

Yeah. Was born up here in the north east but travels down there every saturday to see them play, proper hardcore he is.

Can't believe we got him on a free, must have been a release clause or something! Can't imagine he's on anything like Xisco's £60kpw so that's a canny saving and pretty much a like-for-like swap!

 

I haven't got a clue wtf any of you guys are talking about.
Just saying...

 

We've signed wonderkid JJ Hooper from Sevenoaks Town!

He's been scouted by the likes of Tottenham and Real Madrid (both top European teams) but for once we've actually got in first. He's only 17 but there's rumours he might be getting the number 9 shirt. Think that's a bit much tbh but he'll definitely be on the bench in time for the Mackems.

 

Sauce?
Was he the "mystery trialist"?

I hope I'm not being trolled here

 

The trialist was French, not this guy. He's as English as Shearer is, with a shot to match.

 

Oh yeah, now I remember it was mentioned he was some young French lad.

And https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&...&hl=en&gl=uk&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESjpakbE2SWncXU

 

Nah, this lad's not the one who was in that photo, kind of came out of the blue this one but I'm chuffed because my mate's been talking him up for ages. At first I thought he was taking the piss but then he sent me a video from his phone of him playing and he looks SERIOUSLY too good to be playing in the Kent leagues.

Not getting my hopes up and going to say he's the next Shearer but there's a 60-65% chance he'll be at least as good as Al. In saying that there's only a 5% chance of that happening.

 

I can't wait to see this lad play! He'll be a star by November.

 

Too good for the Kent leagues?!

Why's he making the step down then? Must be on loads over here!

 

Under the tutelage of Shola and Lovenkrands surely he's a dead cert to succeed?

 

Wait, so did we pay for him?
Don't know what transfer policies the Kent league uses.

 

If we did it would have been very little, but I don't think we would have.

 

Maybe a small compensation payment.

Are U-18 games open to the public? Might see what the lad's actually like.

 

It'll be the usual 'undisclosed' on SSN, probably nothing more than a few mil. Think we should loan him out for a month before throwing him in at the deep end, last thing we want is Best getting huffy about losing his place in the team and handing a transfer request in.

 

Don't think we would of paid a few mil, if we did Sevenoaks would buy their league.

I'm fine just letting him develop for a while.

Edit: Just seen the other thread
*facepalm*