All the best Billy have a good day and just for the record I don't think your a bastard at all just missunderstood
happy birthday Billy mate, and just for the record you are a bastard but a nice one ...... have a great day mate
It's all downhill for you from now on. If it's been bad up to now it will only get worse. Happy birthday.
No ****ing way will I last that long mate. I'll be in the furnace long before that. Owld Lizzie will probably outlast me.
She's a robot mate, she'll outlast us all. Anti-ageing drugs will become prescription soon. Either way, one day you'll be back in nappies.
Happy birthday Billy enjoy tonight. As a side note are you changing your user name to Billy the Auld bastard?