Match Day Thread Ajax v Hull City

Good player, one that I think will make the grade.

On a another point I happened to see today on SKY with Stoke incomings, it say Tymon Free transfer, whereby others that are subject to a tribunal decision it say so. Bit odd I thought.

 

Doesn't work here but hope it does in UK

 

Nope
Gonna need patty to log us into a satellite

 

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I've no idea which countries it will work in, my VPN shows me in Holland, Canada, US, Germany & Singapore ......... clips don't work in any of them!

 

Same here .. tried em all ... Sorry ...

 

it's cause the actual video is the available in your country thing
it's not because of any of us

it's literally just 21 seconds of that image been played

 

When I make love to my wife, I always make sure she achieves orgasm before I do. The joke of course is, this is often untrue.

 

Me and my dad were lucky enough to watch this live today.

 

Yeah Newland, I don't think either of those are real mate, can't put my finger on why though...

 

I nearly fell for the second one the highlights lol

 

Our players look a bit sluggish on that second video clip Newland. Is your satellite box playing up?

 

Extra training needed ... Niase must have been signed just before the game ... Hudds is back too.

 

Four options;

1. You quoted the wrong person.
2. You have a very long ladder and a good set of binoculars.
3. You are my wife and you have issues (well, more issues).
4. I don't get the joke.

I'm hoping for 2, because I'd like to borrow your ladders. PM me.

 

Good to see them come back from 3-1 down, even if the last 15 minutes was against 10 men.

 

Ah now I see, I thought you was into threesomes and let the other bloke go first.

 

try getting her to have an orgasm before you start "making love"
some women can manage it just by looking at an attractive man
but most of us have to make an effort
I like effort
You can learn all you need to know about sex from Woody Allen ... and women
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”
“Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.”
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

he's not obsessed by sex though

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”