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An evening with Albert / aka Fenwicks Window Creeper

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If this is just gonna be you turning up in your yellow chinos to spout your usual guff, I'm out.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 10, 2015
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    On a serious note... i may go to this so if anyone fancies popping along PM me...
    I am also acutely aware we the oard a pic of my ass in Fenwicks Window and have come up with a plan.
    On 24th May for the last home game against the Hammers I'll get the goods out of my yellow chinos.
    I've socialised or attended matches with a canny few of you boys so I need at least one of you to hold the camera please so if someone wants to volunteer I'll do the deed.
    You will note from my Avatar that I keep my promises when I make a bet, as I will on this occasion.
     
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    Just to update you... I have a willing volunteer to take the pic of my ass in Fenwick's Window so shortly after the Hammers game it will be up on here..
    In the style of Fat Mike I'm going to use all available advertising space on my arse to send him a message.
    Any ideas on the message?
     
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    How about ASHLEY on one cheek and UT on the other. You can use your imagination for the O.
     
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    JakartaToon, Apr 15, 2015
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    Knowing you you'll have ENTER one cheek and HERE on the other.
     
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    Hew man. i can get more than a sentence on my portly ass.
     
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    Went to a pub tonight called the Gloucester Old Spot (returnofthesweatband will know it). The only menue they had was the below pic... And they ran out of half of the mains. Conplete bunch of useless twats.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    **** me I've just seen them tags lads.
    You sick bastards. <laugh>
     
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    was going to get Sunderland supporters club exit tattooed on my cheeks when I was a lad.why don't you write that on there
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    What concerns me is how willing the volunteer is?
    It's worrying....but at least it takes minds off the football!
     
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    I hope you have a wide angle lens.
     
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    JPF might yet be the cameraman. That is the worrying part.... the thought or him sticking his lense....
    oh no.
     
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    If he tries telling you that camera lenses clean up best with lube, get outta there!
     
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    I thought this was the prize for winning the Prediction League.
     
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    JakartaToon, Apr 18, 2015
: Albert's arse out, Albert in llama shame, mustard coloured pants, Heed in Llama shame, Albert's furry arse, Cum bubble in the shop window
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