Do people actually go around dressed like that? If yes, the UK is more ****ed than I thought. The second pillock in the Arsehole gear is even wearing shin pads - what a total twat. Edit: Reminds me of the last season I played before emigrating. It was a pre-season game in Darlo, Autumn 1974. I was a forward (never wore shin pads back then) and I gave the opposing central defender a bit of a roasting along with some piss take and trash talk. At the final whistle he said, "When we play you in the league, you'd better wear shin pads coz I'm gonna kick your ****ing head in." Cleverly, I replied that I would buy some and be sure to attach them to my head for the return fixture. The **** chased me all around Hunden's Lane and park before I escaped him. Apparently, he was a well-known hard case and for my size and prowess, I had too big of a gob. Funnily, I have no recollection of subsequent encounters.
David Bowie just won Best British Male Solo Artist at the Brit awards. Must be the first correct decision at that awards show since he last won that award back in 2013.