I dont know but I dont see what the relevance is. If I started a thread entitled that it was about artichokes I wouldn't complain if people posted about artichokes.
Aye, been there, done that. Although I'd always try a length of hose orally first and if that doesn't work, then use a hypodermic needle rather than a penknife.
Errr... It's nice to see you so open about your bedroom activities I suppose. Your username is starting to make sense at least
One on TV the other morning discussing the Edinburgh festival ones sent in by a viewer was funnier. " I've got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was only gathering dust".