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    Imagine finding this bastard in the bath...

     
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    What the actual **** is that?
     
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    Apparently it's called Amblypygi, but is more commonly known as the whip spider and can grow to having a 60cm leg span, so I hope I never meet one.
     
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    Sweet Jesus H Christ. That is horrendous.
     
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    Quite interesting, the stark difference between a road car, a sports car and an F1 car on a race track...

     
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    And they say the German's don't have a sense of humour...

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    They do have a sense of humour.

    Just not a very funny one.


    The traffic warden that nicked me in Cologne last month was a hoot.

    His colleague waved me into a parking bay.

    With an illuminous yellow plastic baton.

    As soon as I'd turned my engine off his mate issued me a €60 on the spot fine.


    He was in hysterics as he explained that I wasn't displaying the correct permit and no exceptions could be made.

    He nearly pissed himself when I told him that I'd parked there the previous year with no problems.

    Tears were rolling down his cheeks as he informed me that the rules had changed a few months earlier and it was my responsibility to be aware of all changes.

    Even though I don't actually live in the country.


    ****ing Gemanic parking enforcement Gestapo double act.

    Twat and Twatter they're called.

    Laugh a ****ing minute.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Jan 25, 2016
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    Sound like a couple of Kuntz Ern.
     
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    The Most Aussie Interview Ever...

     
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    I think there's a chance Coronation Street's Twitter account has been hacked...

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Option two just doesn't bear thinking about.

    Or is it bare thinking about?

    Ugggh, that certainly isn't a thought I'd like to bear.

    Or bare.



    Oh, **** it.

    I'm going Three.

    Who gives a ****?
     
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    Whilst serving in Germany I got pulled over.

    60DM fine.

    I only had 2 50s.

    The coppers just laughed, waved someone else over, who happened to pay in 3 20s. Sent him off. Gave me my change.

    Made me laugh tbh.
     
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    ****ting hell !
     
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    Blue plaque on former Brooklands Officers Hospital Cottingham Rd

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