Plenty of drinks that don't have wheat. A mate has a gluten intolerance, which is pretty much the same thing. He drinks cider.
Some bunch of car thieves with impenetrable accents was one. The other was some low rent mob from the midlands. No, no dodgy penalties, though.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has dismissed the possibility of working under a director of football. The Gunners' hierarchy are keen to create the position. (London Evening Standard) I see that the tail is wagging the dog, again.
Wenger is on a collision course with Gunners chief executive Ivan Gazidis, who wants to make a number of sweeping changes at the club this summer. (Daily Star) I can see how that one is likely to pan out... Gazidis: "Look, Arsene... we need to have a chat about the future of the club..." [Wenger turns his head away and puts the palm of one hand in the face of Gazidis] Wenger: "Talk to ze hand because ze face n'ecoute pas!" Gazidis: "Oh, come on! Let's not have all this nonsense, again, Arsene!" Wenger: "No! You listen to me, you imbecile! You take your changes, roll zem up into a tight tube, and shove them up Chippy's arsehole!" Gazidis: "Is that really your final word, Arsene?" Wenger: "Oui, eet iz!" Gazidis: [sighs] "Okay. I'll go and get your duvet-coat dry-cleaned."