Arsenal v Everton

So it's the final league game of the season and Everton come to the Emirates to stand in the way of Arsenal's late surge towards the top four with Liverpool and City just ahead of them.

Watching Arsenal this season has been like watching a pisshead come staggering out of a pub at 3pm after a whole days drinking and collapsing in a heap with their burger and chips. They wake up covered in ketchup and puke with pigeons eating it and the left over chips out of their hair while ****ting on their chin. (Think the 2 games v Bayern) Once they clamber to their feet they stagger around the street shouting incoherent nonsense about how they used to be someone big in the city.
(Think the game v Palace)
By 10 ish they have sobered up and remember the address of their hostel and realise they only have 20 mins left to get 3 miles across London before the front door is locked for the night. Suddenly they go from staggering around like their bollocks have been stapled to their chin to sprinting as effortlessly and gratefully as Usaine Bolt. (think the last 6 matches.....apart from the NLD )

Next year is our year FC have regularly dropped points to lower placed teams so this has given Arsenal some hope.

Wenger has complained that some teams are on the beach so this'll hinder Arsenal's chances and pointed to West Ham losing 4 nil at home to Liverpool as evidence but seems to have forgotten that playboy FC also lost 5 -1 at home to Arsenal

After successfully beating teams beginning with "S" (Sunderland, Stoke and Southampton) Arsenal have demanded that Everton be renamed Scouser Stole My Car Stereo FC.
This was rejected by the Premier league for being offensive.
So (in light of wins over Middlesbrough, Man City and Man United) Arsenal have politely requested that they be renamed Miserable Scouser Mo Fo FC reasoning that this is less of a stereo type cos it is actually a fact.

Some of us will enjoy Sunday without any stomach churning knots and a desperate need to pee every 4 or 5 mins...luckily for us, knowing that you are being forced to endure what we are avoiding makes for an even better last day .
And to make it even more fun...knowing that Money City or Next Year is Ours FC will lose out if you make it makes it a win win situation. Wenger FC have a big weekend...as usual, wishing you luck would make angels weep. So I will end by saying ... thanks for reading my inane ramblings recently...my family are so grateful that they haven't had to listen to my inner voice since I have been spewing it on your board!

 

Where do you think you're going mate, you've still got our FA cup final thread to do. At least I'll have something to cheer me up if we lose against Chelsky...

 

Well nothing short of a win will suffice so Wenger has got to set the team up to attack. That means we need to keep the ball otherwise Everton have the ability to hurt us on the counter. That said I think we should win this one fairly comfortably. I take it that the Ox is not fit? I'd throw the kitchen sink at this and start with Wellbeck as well as Alexis and just go for it from the off. Maybe even throw in Walcott and Giroud with a 4-3-2-1 formation. Any news on Koscielny?

 

Easy win for Gooners 3-0

 

What score are you predicting for the Pool v Boro game ?

 

I'm not.

 

Do you think Liverpool will win ?

 

No idea.

 

Not feeling confident then ?

 

I have no opinion.

 

I bet you're loving this

 

Your excitement is palpable. Try and keep a lid on it

 

Good joke, albeit with a poor choice of image, given HIAG's multiple hoisting of his own Picard.

 

It's 4th I'm not getting excited.

 

I just pop over to give a bit of moral support

 

No matter how hard you tried the mo fo weren't gonna answer

 

I know.

It's coz he's ****ting himself

 

Just glad it aint us for once

 

We've already laughed at your lot for crumbling to West Ham, having your best season since that big meteor wiped out the dinosaurs, and still ending up winning **** all.

You're allowed to have the last day off this season