Arsenal v West Ham

So, after the 2-2 draw with City, where both teams played a 0 5 5 formation in an attempt to prove that defending is so last year darling, Arsenal welcome the pornographers to the Emirates in midweek.

With Chelsea playing city and Spurs facing an ex spur 11 in the shape of Swansea (with at least 3 ex spurs playing that means Swansea are guaranteed 3 goals ) in Wales it is a good chance to make up some ground on those above them.

There have been videos circulating on social media of Arsenal fans fighting but, in all honesty it's just a pair of twats pushing eachother... Not that I am condoning violence but the pair need a good slapping ... pussies!

April is the month that Arsenal get their **** together and the draw against city was an improvement on all of March. This, coupled with West Ham playing as poorly as the geezers were fighting at Arsenal means Arsenal have a great chance of three points.

West Ham do have one thing going for them though. Unlike Arsenal, who paid for their own stadium and Spurs, who are paying for their new ground, West Ham play at the Tax Payers Arena for sod all so expect their mouthy, classless Tory Party donor and Lordess owners to sit in their seat waving around wads of tenners in a futile attempt to buy Sanchez.

Arsenal will continue with their line up from sunday:
GK
4 x should defend but can't be arsed
5 x find Sanchez at all costs
1 x fling arms in air &looks disgusted

West Ham will go for their usual;
GK
9 x hoof it high
1x Donkey kick or header

Finally...strangely West Ham have somehow been given exclusive TV rights to the match...it will be shown on Babestation on channel 901 ... allegedly

 

Lol keep up the good work... i wonder how long you can keep spinning out these match threads

 

A bit quiet here and we are playing today...

Latest news:

Petr Cech and and David Ospina are both out for Arsenal, so Emiliano Martinez starts in goal for Arsenal.

 

Who's on the bench keeper wise?

 

Mmmm didn't think of that. Let me check....Macey

 

All games are must win now. Here we go.

COME ON YOU GUNNERS !

 

Ref is going to give us **** all in this game ....

 

Danny Welbeck .... did well to get himself into that position, looked like a rusty striker's finish there

 

Xhaka is playing well.

 

Much better performance from our lads.

 

Definitely, we look much like a much more together unit. Playing well. Just need a goal now

 

What did you make of the pen appeal on Walcott ? At first I thought it was soft and the ref got it right, but the replay showed that the West Ham defender made no attempt to play the ball and just barged into Walcott.

 

On replay it was. But a hard one to call.

 

Agreed. Although the ref hasn't given us much in the first half.

We're playing some nice football though, nice and tight, quick passing, not messing around, feeding some good balls forward. The only thing missing is a goal. But it should come in the 2nd half if we keep playing like this

 

I just swapped over to Chelsea vs City. Watched less than 5min but seen more action in those minutes than in our first half.

 

My stream went down, came back and it's 1-0

Who scored ?

 

Welbeck needs to go off.

 

Ozil. Nice goal

 

Lets hope it breaks down totally then.

 

Yeah looks tired now. Sub him for Giroud