Away For A Tom Tit

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You tell that jobby who's boss.


Give it a heave fae me, son

 

**** sake

 

In the bog mid Barry White.

Its a long one.

 

I did one this morning and it jagged my wee soft bumhole.

 

****ting is for poofs

 

Dominate that toaly, man.

Get it telt

 

Must've been the diameter of a telegraph pole fs.

 

This is the mother of all turds.

Forest Gump we salute you!!

 

Don't forget to admire the result of your hard work.

Canny beat that sense of achievement.

 

Tina on the beach

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take a pic, ER, and upload it

 

Man the creator, sculptor and producer all wrapped up in one marvellous brown construction.

Any pics?

I like jobbies.

 

Here's a question for you all. When you ****, do you keep your feet flat?

I only ask as I was watching Two And A Half Men the other day and Charlie's brother actually uses a wee step so his knees are higher.

I, myself, tippy-toe when I'm having a shengus.

 

Where's Dougie and his set square ...

 

Odd that women don't seem to get the same admiration or sense of self fulfiment from the product of their bowels. The weirdos.

 

Too late.

Another old friend seen off to sea.

We just didn't have enough quality time.

 

I prefer the "standard operating position". Feet flat, legs apart, hold the cock away from the porcelain to avoid nasty splashback.

Also, isn't it rather pleasant when you drop a torpedo and you get a droplet of water firing back up the starfish.

 

fuxake

 

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