Away For A Tom Tit

never given it much thought but aye, i suppose i keep my feet flat.

when i was watchin hit channel 4 tv show you are what u eat feeturin dr gillian mckeith she said ur ment to **** with ur knees higher cos it gets it all out, so either raise ur feet or use a step.

 

Doesn't happen to me, I install a "splashback arrester" before sitting on the pan to counter-act any nasty splashing.

 

Yes, your very own personal bidet.

Isn't God marvellous.

 

Interesting. Also, most people, in the shower, wash the outside of their left arm first.

FaCtOiD.

 

I was not aware of this fact.

 

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Nope. I go top to bottom when showering. With the exception that I wash the starfish last.

 

hey man i do that!

 

it was a colleagues scale rule actually.

 

Stop lying.

 

Not lying. It just makes sense to start at the top of your body and work your way down.

 

Imagine you were put in a room full of all your jobbies that you have had in your lifetime.

That would be amazing.

 

me too, hair working down, extra time on the boaby legs feet then hoop.

 

Indeed. This is the correct way in which one showers.

 

i wud love that

 

Body washing, not counting the hair on the head. Where is the first bit the sponge or whatever touches?

 

Has anyone ever done a jobby in the shower??

It is most satisfying.

 

Face, then ears, then neck. Shoulders. Armpits. Arms. Torso. Cock n' balls. Bum. Legs. Feet. Starfish.

Clear?

 

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nah don a jobby directly before a shower n never bother wipin my arse cos i was goin in for a shower then when i was my arse i see the water on the floor goin brown a wee bit