Away For A Tom Tit

Naw. Somebody else's sofa is where the fun is at.

 

Oh you've just got to be awkward, haven't you?

 

Whit can I say. I'm my own man.

 

face, neck, shoulders, back, arms, chest, boaby, boaby, boaby, legs, feet, hoop.

 

I dunno if it's an old wives tale but isn't a man's g spot in his arse which is why men love making deposits at the porcelain bank?

Personally, I just love the feeling of organic creation that comes with a proper curler.

 

my sister is a 'tard wrangler. she takes them swimming etc. she told me a storey about a wee boy who shat in the communal showers at the swimming pool. she stamped it down the drain and made a swift exit presumably in her bare feet. <boak>

 

I'm of the understanding that both men and women have a knot of nerve endings in the arse that produce pleasure when properly stimulated.

Dunno for sure, though.

 

She's a keeper.

 

All through jobbies?

 

heard that also allegedly because the separation is relatively thin the fanny nerve endings are closer to the surface in the pooper.

 

You haven't lived.

 

Gambols anal invasion revelation

 

Fairly certain I have thus far.

 

Nah, no keen on havin anything in ma chute. Not overly fussed about plunging a woman's chute either. Done it a couple of times because she's asked but it's no really my cuppa.

 

Now THAT is a sense of achievement.

 

Dae it with a woman you don't live with

Otherwise, you just take hunners of abuse about giving them the Sigmunds.

 

I was... aw **** it, you're as bad as medro