Last you heard ? News sources were declaring the Moroccan dead 15 hours ago but I'm enclined to go with your anecdotal evidence
Isis is a river in Cambridge I believe. Or is that the Cam? ****, I don't know. Anyway, death to the unbeliever you ****s.
Technically he wasn't a suicide bomber as the device he'd set off didn't kill him. That came courtesy of the Police who needed a bit of target practice. How does it work when he gets to heaven to claim his 72 virgins when he didn't actually kill any infidels himself and got shot dead by the Po Po?
A man went to a library and asked for a book on committing suicide. The librarian replied, "**** off, you won't bring it back"
* Just to be clear, I won't do a Dev and claim the following "joke" as my own, as it isn't my joke. A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Wait for it The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"