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Belgian suicide bomber mindy

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 22, 2017
  2. monacoger

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    That was ****ing ****e. Even worse than your golf.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2017
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    I'm here all week:cheesy:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 22, 2017
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  4. monacoger

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    Great <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2017
  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Can you put your ****ty jokes on someone elses thread ?
    Thanks in advance
    Duncan
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 22, 2017
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Surprised the milkman even asked if she wanted it pasteurised to be honest.
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 22, 2017
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Last line ruined it

    ****in boo
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 22, 2017
  8. monacoger

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    I don't really care, it wasn't my joke.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2017
  9. GroveRanger

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    Agreed, adding the splash it on my eyes bit ruined what was a perfectly good 50 year old Benny Hill joke.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jun 22, 2017
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  10. Toley Fart

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    Also 25 gallons isn't that much for a bath
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 22, 2017

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    200 pints is ample for a bath, I would have thought
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2017
  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The punchline is .No just up to my Tits I can splash it on my face.
    Not eyes
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 22, 2017
  13. Mind The Duck

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    Never do it again
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 22, 2017
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    Tits down to her knees?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 22, 2017
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  15. Toley Fart

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    No chance. I'm willing to admit defeat though because I'm unsure

    Someone look into this.
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 22, 2017
  16. monacoger

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    ^^^^ loser
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2017
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Faggot
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 22, 2017
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    According to BS6700 a standard 1700mm x 700mm bath uses approximately 100 litres of water (about 22 imperial gallons):emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 22, 2017
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  19. monacoger

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    Takes one to know one
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2017
  20. Toley Fart

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    Thanks a lot, MATE!!!
     
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