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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    YOU BUYING? :bandit:
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Depends... got any butalbital ?
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Is that some sort of hallucinogenic?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No. But it does help me when I get migraines.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You can get virtually any narcotic in here. I'll have a word with Crank and his son, Vinny (the acid man) <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice's sister Mandy is back down here. Brought a large bag of weed with her. Got a very good twenty quid deal off her. She was ****ing arseholed on Friday night and apparently got Denice on the blow on Saturday night. Blow and Denice don't mix well <laugh>

    All the talk is of the forthcoming beach and foam bath party. No ****ing way will I be anywhere near the ****ing place that night <yikes>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    PS Someone else was hospitalised over the weekend having taken some of the acid I had a few weeks back <laugh>
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    you protest too much lol, let us know what it's like <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not a chance. It's too risky. I'll get a run-down from someone, though <laugh>
     
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    Psychopathic barmaids, dodgy drug-dealers, people shagging each others missuses over the pool table, and kicking off every five minutes, and Carling.

    Sounds a ****ing nightmare.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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  13. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    sounds like a normal pub to me <laugh>

    now if the furniture is bolted to the floor, then you know its a dodgy place.
     
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    Furniture?
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    table, chairs, bar stools etc <confused> or you taking the piss <laugh>
     
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  16. They sit on the floor boards and dangle their legs through the holes in The Cheese <whistle>
     
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  17. saintKlopp

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    Me?

    I know pubs where barrels are the only "furniture".

    They still seem like the height of sophistication compared to the Cheese, though.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <laugh>
     
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  19. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    sounds like a scene from the hobbit or something lol, be quite cool as well, i have heard there is some pubs in london think it was, where there is no furniture or anything that can be used as a weapon, anything not bolted down gets used lol.
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

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    Army towns like Colchester and Aldershot have really rough pubs where not only is all furniture fixed but beer is served through a hatch in plastic glasses. When the Paras, etc get bevied up and fight you don't want anything that can be used as a weapon handy.

    Pubs like Th Pegasus (Aldershot) spring to mind
     
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