Off Topic Britain's Greatest Invention

Antibiotics won.

Crock of **** that, we're becoming immune to the bastards.

Wouldn't exist without the steam engine, **** off Rippon.

 

I'da voted for "Time" which we invented.

You can see its origins in Greenwich.

FACT.

 

Much earlier.

 

Dutch !!

 

It's a synonym in the dictionary. Greenwich mean time.

 

Crosswords

**** is a favourite.

 

Don't underestimate the contribution to human life of refrigeration. That got my vote.

 

This is a complete no brainer, it's quite obviously Yorkshire Tea!

 

Football... and all the other sports we've given the world...

Ungrateful set of ba$tards

 

Not been funny mate but state the obvious why don't you?

The Roman concrete / volcanic proximity link is one of, if not the, first things taught in pre school.

 

Where do you stand on the Pompeii/Herculaneum debate?

Concrete aqueducts, aquifers, reinforced water storage Chambers, sunken baths, you name it. They had them all, until...




The big mountain thingy blew up.



Who knew?

 

I am, generally speaking, indifferent to the above mentioned feats of Italian aqua based engineering.

Saying that I do love a nice hot bath with a goblet of vino in one hand, a chicken leg in the other whilst donning a laurel reef on my swede.

Those Roman motherfuckers knew the score.

 

Isn't a laurel reef a bit heavy?

And don't the accompanying fish tickle your ears?

 

The laurel's for wiping his arse.

 

You haven't seen the size of my head.

Makes Sam Allerdyce's look like Ping Pings.

 

He doesn't **** in the bath.

He's not an animal.

He does that in a paint pot in the garage.

 

Like you haven't?

You can't kid a kidder kidder.

 

Of all the things Carmine's claimed to do in the bath, this new revelation about eating chicken legs is the worst.




The dirty, dirty bastard.

 

Aye agreed. Sitting there, wallowing in his own filth, candles lit round the edge, Enya playing in the background and munching on a soggy old bird.

It's disgusting.