Off Topic Brno - stag do

Right .

I'm hammered in Epping.

I'm off to Brno in Czech Republic for a stag tomorrow.

Any advice?

 

If you're single shag as much as you can

 

I've been married for 3 years.

 

Just the brothels then...

 

You don't have to marry them all!

 

Avoid BA.

 

Just the women?

 

You should ask the Dude.

Whatever you get up to, keep notes; the Coens are in need of inspiration.

Go for it, been told it's excellent.

 

There's some beautiful churches there. Soak up the local culture and don't bring shame on our nation.

 

My best man asked me where I wanted to go on my stag do. I replied somewhere in Europe - result - Manchester

 

**** that - Union Jack Shorts all the way.









Joking

 

Walter! Get to bed right now

 

Just go to show how times have changed I went to Cottingham for mine.

 

Old Town for mine.

More precisely, meeting point was Black Boy. I was there first with a couple of mates and it was closed ! Can't remember why.
Anyway went to Manny Arms instead, took some chalk from the dart board and wrote on Black Boy's door that we were meeting in Manny Arms instead.

Can't remember much after that !

That was 1988 - before mobile phones.

 

I used to frequent the Black Boy, loved the Double Diamond in there, what I remember was the dart board was on the toilet door, and you had to bang on the door when coming out to make sure you didn't get a dart in your head.

 

Got the bus down to town yesterday and had a good walk round. Went in the Bluebell on Lowgate for a couple of pints, many years I had not been in, hadn't change much. Sign of the times, there was 4 people at the bar in their sixties, Hull accents, talking about Man U and saying when WE won the European cup. To make it worse the barman has big Nottingham Forest tattoo on his arm. Quickly drank up and left.

 

I used to live really close to there and the aforementioned Manchester Arms on High Street. ****ing loved living there, great boozers, really cool place and a 75 second walk to work.

 

Never go anywhere that's had a vowel removed from it's name.

 

That's a very specific number sir