Brown out of derby

How Sol thinks employers form decisions:

Qualifications:
Plenty - You're hired because you are not black.
None - You cannot have the job because you're black.

I bet his rejection letters look like this...

Dear Mr Campbell,

Thank you for your time coming to the interview yesterday to discuss with us, the vacancy we are looking to fill for the position of 'Manager'. Whilst we really enjoyed your impromptu dissertation on 'How black people are suppressed in the 21st Century', we felt it was a little irrelevant considering we only asked you if you lived in the local vicinity. On this occasion we have went with somebody who we feel better suited for the job, having 10 years of top European experience. We would very much like the opportunity to keep your CV on file, in case we are ever interviewing for the position of 'Replacement Toilet Brush'.

Please never call us again, you useless fat bastard, we'd rather employ Dean Windass as head of accounts than give you a job.

**** Off.

 

Past his best for me but when he's managed fitness and form, prior to this season he's been decent for us.

Like John "Shiney new contract" O'Shea I'd be looking to replace as soon as possible.

 

Well I'm white & I'm a **** so if somebody called me a white **** I'd buy him a pint & say, 'you know what lad, you're right.'

 

We need Danny roseand Danny simpson back.

 

Just seconds before you put his lights out!

 

Depends how big he was, lol.
Wouldn't back down though.